Matsuda: *runs into room* heeeeey L guess what!?
L: Matsuda, we've been over this, you don't have to announce it every time you finish the daily crossword--
Matsuda: I got a Netflix account! :D
L: Well, that's at least a little bit more interesting? Congratulations
Matsuda: Thanks! I'm so excited, now I can watch planet earth whenever I want!
L: could I use your account to watch the Great British Baking Show sometimes?
Matsuda: I mean sure, but you're rich. Why don't you have your own account?
L: I try to stay off the grid whenever possible. I used to use Watari's account, but...
Matsuda: Oh, man. Of course you can watch whenever you want! The password is 1234.
L: Really...?
Matsuda: it's the only one I can remember...
L: Oh well. Why don't you set it up now? I'll introduce you to the magical world of Mary Berry and endless pastries...
Matsuda: Great!
-After binging an entire season...-
L: That has made me incredibly hungry
Matsuda: Wow that was great! The British people were so lovely and fun! And the food...
L: Yes, it is pretty great.
Mello: *pokes head in room* what're you guys doing?
Matsuda: why are you all wet...?
Mello: SHUT UP MATSUDA! I just finished washing Matt's car... Are you losers watching the great British baking show? Pfft that's so boring
Matsuda: it's actually very intense!
Mello: *sits down on couch*
L: Hey! Wet people sit on the floor.
Mello: Jeez, fine. But if you guys want intense, I've got the show for you. It's called narcos.
Matsuda: Marcus?
Mello: No, NARCOS! Like narcotics. It's about gangs and the gang trade. Gimme the remote!
-five episodes later-
Matsuda: 😨
L: ... I do not approve of you watching that show.
Mello: well I'm an adult, I can do what I want!
L: No, you're fifteen.
Mello: Whatever, I had my own gang. What does THIS matter?
Misa: LIGHT! Light? *wanders in* have you guys seen Light?
L: No, he is an exceptionally talented hider.
Misa: Don't be silly, he's not hiding! He wouldn't do that... A-anyway. What're you guys doing?
Matsuda: Netflix and chill!
Misa: ...?
L: mello, teach Matsuda what that means.
Mello: No way! Just because his parents neglected his education doesn't mean I have to suffer
L: we are platonically watching Netflix, Misa
Misa: Oh cool! That's my second favorite type of Netflix watching! But ew, narcos? I hate that show.
Mello: WELL I HATE UR FACE
Misa: Let's watch Riverdale!! It's the beessst, really dramatic and cool.
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Death Note Ask or Dare/ WTF!?
FanfictionDeath Note: A story known for its drama, suspense, and deep commentary on the human mind. Now, what would happen if you took the main characters, stuck them in a house together, lowered the seriousness level about twenty notches, and made up random...
