Wrong Number [l.p.]

6/4

Liam;

Can I ask you a question?

Carter;

Idk, can you?

Liam;

I'm rolling my eyes at you right now.

Carter;

People roll their eyes at me a lot.

But, sure, shoot.

Liam;

Please do not get offended by this.

Carter;

You're about to ask if I have a hot dog or tuna taco.

Liam;

Please tell me you did not just say that.

Carter;

I did.

But, I have the tuna taco.

Though I like to refer to it as my man killer. Although it really hasn't killed any man.

In fact it gets less action than my grandmother Jenny in the nursing home.

The nurses caught her on top of this guy humping him.

He was asleep.

Liam;

I don't know if I should laugh or

Carter;

Call me odd.