Wrong Number [l.p.]

6/13

Carter;

Just got a shit ton of your texts. I wasn’t ignoring you purposely. Sometimes my phone does this cute thing where if I have too many messages in my inbox, it will delay other messages until I clear it. I’m glad your date went okay, Li. You deserve a nice girl—not like that Cammie girl. She’s ick. You don’t date ick, okay?

And trust me. You should be praising the dating gods that she wasn’t like me.

Liam;

You’re alive!

I thought you were mad I went on a date.

Carter;

Why would I be mad? It’s not like we’re dating. Hell, it’s not like I date anyone. You’re a growing man Li, you need to get laid.

Liam;

You didn’t just say that.

Carter;

Daniel Tosh has no morals for his show.

We’d made wonderful friends.

Are you secretly Tosh?

Liam;

If one of us was secretly Daniel Tosh it would be you, carter.

Carter;

I’d marry him. Excepts for I think he might be gay.

Liam;

I wonder about you.

Carter;

Go ahead and say it.

Liam;

You’re odd.

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Crappy update but I had a bit of time to update. I’m going to be posting a chapter of Acceptance sometime soon, so yay.

LIAM PAYNE SAW A VIDEO AND PHOTO OF MINE. HE KNOWS I EXIST. GOODBYE.