he was going to get it.
he couldn't believe it.
after so many (light) scares and sprays, the damn thing wouldn't listen. he couldn't handle it anymore that day. he's starting to think he was going mad for the millionth time.
"why can't you be normal? let me sleep in peace? stop biting people when they're literally just breathing?" he groaned out loud to no one but the eyes that he knew were looking straight at him.
seokjin knew he wasn't listening to him with the way he stretches his leg out mockingly and licking himself clean. he shakes his head before standing up to walk to the kitchen to prepare their meals.
"you're lucky i'm faint at heart." he caught himself the second he said that, popping his head back out to the living room where his cat sat.
"dont get any ideas, you hear me?? i will literally kick you to the curb."
he could've sworn he heard a chuckle come from the other room.
you're lying to the both of us.
