Things I Usually Say During A Ride

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"Could you go a little faster?"

"Okay, slow down slow down."

"I am going to die today."

*trainer tells me to do something* "Wait, what's that mean?"

"Put your head down, you're not a giraffe!!"

"Calm down oh mah lowd it's a rock."

"WE'VE PASSED THAT BUCKET 50 TIMES AND THE 51st TIME YOU DECIDE TO BE SCARED?!"

"Just turnnnnnnnnn it won't kill you.."

*sCrEaM*

"IM GONNA DIE!"

*pants* "Well somebody's excited today.. yah?"

"Okay, see you guys later! Can't wait for another ride tomorrow!"

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