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Spare_Of_Justice says: Are you Christian? And can ya make Ennard x Eggs? Thank you, too. From now on, I ship them.. XD

Author Chan: Nope, I don't believe in God, but my family is Christian so we celebrate Christian holidays. Now time to write the fanfiction... I don't ship it so it will probably be bad. I'm bad at writing about ships I don't like >.< and it's most likely gonna be short because if I get too invested in writing it will be like a million pages long 

~Fanfiction starts~

Eggs Benedict's P.O.V

I walked down the crowded halls of the Dare Book's headquarters. As much as I actually hate working here, the headquarters is pretty nice. There's a bunch of rooms fit to everyone's needs, like the emo room for Yendo, the dancing room for Ballora, and most importantly, the giant fridge room for me. So much food, and so little time to eat all of it. What a depressing thought. As I walked down the hall I met the eyes of the ever so happy Baby, with a smile plastered on her face. "Hi, Eggs!", she chirped. I rolled my eyes. "Hello, Baby...", I mumbled. "How is your day?", she asked, her smile growing wider. This may seem suspicious to somebody who had a normal friend, but Baby was... Strange... She was always happy no matter what and always put everybody's needs before hers. Sure it's nice and all, but friends are usually jerks if they are close enough to you. "I'm fine, could be worse I guess.", I responded casually. "That's good I guess. Oh! I almost forgot Ennard wanted to talk to you later today.", she mentioned with a thoughtful face. "About?..", I trailed. Baby shrugged in return. "He just told me he wanted to talk to you". I groaned. "I had... Stuff to do today!", I said trying to make an excuse to get out of talking to Ennard. "Like what?~", she asked with a sassy face. Darn it, she knew me too well. "U-um... Look over there, the Fitness Gram Pacer Test is attacking LolBit!", I said pointing behind her trying to make a distraction. Baby gasped and turned her head around in the direction I pointed, and I ran. She turned back with a confused look, and then realized what I had done. "Eggs! You're a phony-bologna!", she yelled. "I'm totally fine with that!", I yelled back. I ran through the crowded hall and ran into the kitchen where LolBit was baking and... Filming? "Okay, guys! Now we've gotta peel the avocado- Oh wait! We have a guest star on the stage!", she proudly presented. The spotlight and the camera turned to me, and I froze. "U-um...", I said with a loss for words. I hated the camera being on me. Not to mention being the star of one of the dare book's chapters. "Well say your name, silly!", LolBit teased. A fake laugh track played and I pretended to laugh along with it. 'Why am I always the person being laughed at? Do I really look and that weird?', I thought to myself. I had always been ashamed of my head. I know it sounds weird, but it's like an actual egg. No wonder why the naming system named me Eggs Benedict. More like Eggs BeneDIE. "Well uh... I'm Eggs Benedict and I was just looking for somewhere to hide...", I trailed. Lolbit looked at me with a creepy smile. Why the heck is she acting like that. "Ennard wanted to talk with you, Eggs.", she said strangely. I started to sweat. What was up with everyone? "I'm gonna go...", I said itching to leave. "But we have so much more to do.", Lolbit responded. The lights went dark. "AAaah!", I screamed as I ran off the stage. Another LolBit came off the stage and said, "CUT!". She looked at the first LolBit that was being creepy. "Little did Eggs know, it was a hologram the whole time! WhOAAOOAOA!", she said wonkily. She clicked a button and all the stuff went back to normal, including the hologram LolBit. I ran into a random room and shut the door behind me while panting heavily. I heard someone clear their throat behind me, and I turned to see Ennard. "Hey.", he said coolly. He was sitting in his red leather armchair while reading the newspaper like he usually does. "Come over here.", he suggested while patting the small space next to him on his chair. I noticed there was a computer behind him for no reason at all. I uncomfortably shuffled towards Ennard and sat next to him, trying not to touch his mechanical leg. Ennard put a finger to his mouth in thought, and all of a sudden lifted me up onto his lap. "H-hey!", I protested. His lap was surprisingly warm and I couldn't help but blush madly in embarrassment. "Heh, is my little Eggy embawassed?", he teased. I groaned and crossed my arms. "So what did you want to talk about.", I asked. I was actually kind of curious. Ennard looked a bit nervous. "Oh um, the usual...", he said. "And that is?..", I said like a smart alec. "Well, I uh.. I have a crush on you?", he said making it sound more like a question. "Oh, that's perfectly normal- WAIT WHAT?!", I screamed. I did NOT expect that, and honestly, it was a bit of a dream come true... Since all of the last dares Ennard and I have done we had grown closer and all of the chapters where we kiss and stuff secretly make my heart flutter inside. Then I remembered. This was a dare book. Somebody probably dared Ennard to say that to me. "Was... Was that a dare?", I asked feeling a little hurt. Ennard looked a bit hurt too, but then looked at me passionately. "Eggs, does this answer your question?", he said quietly. "Does what-MMmmF-", I said before I was cut off with a kiss. His tongue immediately poked into my mouth and tangled with mine. It was pointy, and oily which almost made me gag. His tongue fought with mine for dominance before it won and explored its new territory. I began to feel like I couldn't breathe so I pulled away. I gasped for air, and saw a saliva string between our two mouths. It was grey, so it must've mixed with both of our mouth fluid things. I then blushed as red as a tomato as soon as I caught my breath. Ennard's cheeks also shone a bright red, and he looked down. "I-I'm sorry...", he said quietly. "I should have known you wouldn't like me...". This broke my heart because I really did actually like him. "Ennard...", I said softly. He looked up at me, black tears falling from his eyes. I hugged him in a tight embrace, and he stopped crying and hyperventilating. "Ennard, I love you too". 

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BONUS SCENE

LolBit walked through the halls, a safari outfit on while following Eggs with a few camera people by her side. "Here we see Eggs Benedict in his natural habitat, let's see what he does inside that room!", she said bravely. She took the camera and put it up to the keyhole, only to see Ennard and Eggs kissing. "EWWWw!", she exclaimed, sticking her tongue out and gagging. "I do NOT ship it!", she said while doing the time out sign with her hands. The camera people took the camera, shut it off, and left. LolBit looked back into the keyhole only to see them hugging. She couldn't help but say, "Well... Maybe a little bit...".

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Okay, I actually kind of liked writing that in the end x3