Dinah_Kitty says: I dare FTChica to force FTFoxy to make (staple) cakes for all the kids
(Hey guys, would you like to see Funtime Chica and Funtime Bonnie as reoccuring characters in the future?)
Funtime Chica: *pops head inside of Funtime Foxy's room* Funtime Foxy!
Funtime Foxy: *flinches out of surprise* Oh! Hi Funtime Chica! It's been a while since we've seen each other
Funtime Chica: Yeah! I'm so happy to see you again! *hugs Funtime Foxy*
Funtime Foxy: You too! But if you don't mind me asking, what are you doing here? And are you going to stay?
Funtime Chica: Well, I was dared to come here by one of the readers, and hopefully i can reside here if all of the other readers want me to :)
Funtime Foxy: Awesome! What was the dare?
Funtime Chica: To make staple cakes for all kids!
Funtime Foxy: All kids?! Staple cakes?! What's a staple cake?!
Funtime Chica: Yep, every single kid on the planet is to be O b L i T e R a T e D by our staple cakes! And if they're true to their name, they must be cakes made out of staples
Funtime Foxy: Makes sense. Shall we get started then?
Funtime Chica: Of course!
Meanwhile, in the kitchen..
*Eggs Benedict and Ennard are cooking while listening to the Cooking by the Book remix*
Eggs Benedict: If you do the cooking by the book, then you'll have a,
Ennard: *fortnite dancing* BREAK IT DOWN BITCH, LEMME SEE YOU BACK IT UP-
Afton: YASS QUEEN SLAAAAAAAAAAY
Funtime Foxy: (o ‿ o )
Funtime Chica: (.‿. )
*Eggs Benedict and Ennard literally freeze in their spots*
Ennard: What do you want..? We're a little busy here
Funtime Foxy: We were wondering if we could uh.. Borrow the kitchen for a while?
Eggs Benedict: *groans* fine
*they leave*
Afton: y'all ugly *poofs away*
Funtime Chica: Yay! Now we have the kitchen to ourselves so we can make our cakes!
Funtime Foxy: Now where are the staples?
*hours later*
Funtime Chica: i regret agreeing to make cakes for one billion and a half children-
Funtime Foxy: And a half? You know what, never mind. We should give all the children their cakes now
Every single kid ever in the whole entire world under the age of thirteen: *appears*
Funtime Chica: We have cake-
Every single kid ever in the whole entire world under the age of thirteen: C A K E *eats*
Every single kid ever in the whole entire world under the age of thirteen: *dies*
Funtime Foxy and Funtime Chica: *at the same time* What happened?!
Ennard: *walks in sipping a coffee* You literally fed them staples, what did you think was going to happen
Afton: *runs in* LMAO *runs out but trips on a landmine and everything explodes, causing the children bodies to fly all the way around the world and reverse time like Superman*
Funtime Foxy: (o ‿ o )
Funtime Chica: (.‿. )
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