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WhatHaveIDoneNooooow says: I wonder what my cat would think of them Baby: hey kitty kit- S A T A N (my cat): sets fire and murders entire human race an robots and everything. *Licks self clean*
S A T A N: *winks and a laser shoots out from open eye*
Eggs Benedict: Wow
S A T A N: Mew :3
Baby: Awwwhhh! They may be the destroyer of worlds but they are the cutest thing I've ever seen! *hugs them tightly*
S A T A N: *bites her hand and possesses her*
Baby: *eyes go white*
S A T A N/Possessed Baby: No W i hA ve a MO r tA L b Od Y
Ballora: This is the eleventeenth time this month! *Unscrews her head and S A T A N ' S soul returns to their body*
S A T A N: *frustrated growl*
Ennard: *Observes them* Hm...
Bonnet: They might be... No...
Ballora: Might be what?
Bonnet: Cuter than me and Bon Bon!
Everyone except Ballora: *gasps*
Ballora: It's "Bon Bon and I"
Bonnet: *grows huge* WELL IT WON'T MATTER WHEN I RIP YOUR HEAD OFF!
S A T A N: *joins her* Mrow!
Bonnet:*goes back to normal* Huh? What're they saying
Ennard: I can speak demon cat
Ballora: Since when?
Ennard: Since now, biatch
Ballora: *face goes red*
Ennard: ;P
Bonnet: Alright, alright, just tell me what they're saying
Ennard: They're saying... "I want to help you kill this purple mortal"
Ballora: I'm not exactly mortal, I'm- AAAAAAHHHhHhhH
S A T A N: *breathing fire on her*
Ballora: HELP MEEmeMEEeEmEmMME
Ennard: Nah
Bonnet: *joins in with beating up Ballora* HAHAHHAHAHA
S A T A N: MROWOWOWOWOW
LolBit: LOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOL-
Bonnet: Get outta here!
LolBit: Lololololol.. :'C
Eggs Benedict: So are we just not gonna help her, or.....
Ennard: Let her get shrekt, maybe she'll learn not to be so rude then
Eggs Benedict: *nods*
*Later*
Ballora: *is just a head* NOoooOOo this is just like Chapter TwoooOoooOO
Bonnet: Yeah, when you weren't a big MEANIE *fist/paw-pumps S A T A N*
Ballora: *gasps* I am INSULTED!
Ennard: *sneaks up behind her and reprograms her to be nice again* :)
Bonnet: S A T A N, I wish you could stay here forever!
S A T A N: *communicates to her through brainwaves* I can, if you'd like
Bonnet: YEP YEP, THIS CAT IS MINE NOW! Say goodbye to S A T A N, WhatHaveIDoneNooooow! >:D *turns huge with S A T A N in her arms and runs away*
S A T A N: *winks and waves bye to WhatHaveIDoneNooooow*
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Ask or Dare FNAF Sister Location!
RandomEggs Benedict: Hey, this is an ask or dare book or uh something *looks at notecards* Don't forget to try The Granny Smasher at Perkins? Who wrote these notes?! Baby: We'll try to answer anything you ask us! LolBit: LOL, so what are ya waiting for? G...
