George: *drawing different versions of the Om symbol on the table*
John: *sleeping*
Ringo: *jamming out to "Yellow Submarine" with headphones*
Paul: *glares at them all* Well, we're back.
John, George, and Ringo:
Paul: *raises voice* Well, we're back!
John, George, and Ringo:
Paul: *yells* WELL, WE'RE BACK!!!
George: *yelps and drops pencil on the floor*
John: *wakes up and almost falls out of his chair, flailing his arms*
Ringo: *didn't hear anything*
Paul: *yells again* RINGO!!!
Ringo: *pulls one side of the headphones off* Yes?
Paul: The show is starting.
Ringo: Just a second. I need to finish the song. *puts earphone back on*
Paul: *face-palm*
George: We're a lively bunch, aren't we?
John: I was having a wonderful dream about a dancing pineapple, thank you very much. Why did you have to go and destroy it?
Paul: We were on air!
George: And still are. Hello, people. *waves*
John: What?!? We're on?!? I didn't put on deodorant today!
Paul: *slams hand on the table* There's nothing you can do about it now! Ringo, stop listening to music and get it together! *smacks the headphones off Ringo's head*
Ringo: Hey!
Paul: *ignores him and smiles sweetly at the camera* Alright, so we've got a new thing called Wishbone —
George: *perks up* A wishbone?
John: *acts like he's cleaning out his ears* Wish what?
Ringo: *bored* We're going to pull apart of wishbone and make a wish.
Paul: No, that's not what we're doing. It's an app that I just downloaded.
George: Is there food involved?
Paul: No.
George: *droops like a flower*
John: Well, get on with it, Macca!
Paul: So this Wishbone app has a game on it called "Would You Rather?" and it seemed fun.
Ringo: How do you play?
Paul: It gives two different things and asks which one you'd rather do or have.
John: Ah, so it says something like "Would you rather do Elizabeth Taylor or Bridgette Bardot?"
George: Ooh, I like this game already. Elizabeth.
John: I'd go with Bridgette.
Ringo: I think I'd rather do —
Paul: All of you shut up! That's not how it works!
George: But you just said —
Paul: Let's just get this moving on! Here's the first one.
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Come Together: The Beatles Talkshow
FanfictionFour rock stars in their 70s embarrass themselves on television. 📺📺📺 Amaccamazing cover by @LonelyPretzel6!