Come Together: The Beatles Talkshow

Paperback Writers

Ringo: Where are my reading glasses?

Paul: Um . . . ? On your head?

John: *shakes head*

George: If it was a snake it would have bit you!

Ringo: What?!? There's a snake on my head?!? *hurls glasses across the room*

John: He's a lost cause.

Paul: Anyway, Ringo had his reading glasses because we're going to be doing some reading and reviewing!

George: *raises hand*

Paul: Yes?

George: Didn't we already do that? I believe the episode is called "Just Your Average Book Club"?

Ringo: Yeah, but this time it's Wattpad stories.

George: Gotcha.

John: I'm ready do some serious reading! Sundays and reading go together extremely well.

Paul: We've got quite a list here.

George: Looks like "His Majesty" by You-You-You is first up.

John: I rather like my character in this story. I'm so amazing.

Paul: *rolls eyes*

Ringo: I'm on the edge of my seat!

George: I'm a dragon?

John: No. But you think you are.

George: Ooh, I like my name! Corona!

John: Sounds like beer to me.

Paul: *thwacks him upside the head*

Ringo: It kind of reminds me of that song from the 80s. Wasn't it called "My Corona"?

George: You're thinking of "My Sharona."

John: *bursts out laughing* I'm going to be singing "My Corona" this entire book!

Paul: Why do you people have to act like this?

George: This is a great book, and I can't wait to see what happens next. I'm glad that I'm basically the star.

John: You're not the star, I'm the star!

Paul: I believe you're both getting confused. We all know I'm the star.

Ringo: Um, I think you guys are all confused, because I'm the Starr here.

George: *face-palm*

John: Now we're going to read "Time Traveling Beatles" by Kaitlin_W1212 !

Paul: So we time-travel.

Ringo: What else would we be doing?

George: I don't know, guys. It looks like we're doing other things. *wiggles eyebrows*

Paul: Oh, for God's sake.

John: You're just jealous because I've got a girl and you don't.

Paul: No, I'm not.

George: Yeah, he's not jealous because you've got a girl. He's jealous because I'VE got a girl.

Ringo: Can I say something?

John: Sure.

Ringo: Why are you acting like it's really happening?