Headassery

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Zion adds Brandon, Edwin, Nick, and Austin in a group chat

Zion: wassup my dudes

Edwin: why would you add us in a group chat

Nick: he's right I don't want to be in a crackhead infected group chat

Edwin:really funny nick haha

Brandon: we.should.stop.spreading.hate.this.is.childish.

Austin:why you always adding periods at the end of every word dumb bitch

Brandon: HOW CATCH THESE MOTHERFUCKING HANDS TRY ME AGAIN YOU TRICK ASS BITCH

Kobe:damn nigga calm tf down ain't no reason to be mad

Edwin: how in the-

Nick:hold up

Zion:what in the blue cheese

Brandon: bitch I am perplexed

Edwin:so we going to ignore the fact that A FUCKING DOG IS IN THE GROUPCHAT

Kobe:I prefer person who walks on four legs but that's okay

Nick: nahh this some crackhead shit Edwin what did you do to us

Edwin:I ain't do anything wym

Austin: looking like a Walmart version of amber rose headass

Zion: damn why you gotta do him like that lmfaoo

Kobe: so is anyone of y'all broke asses going to feed me with y'all slow asses

Nick: I just fed you...

Kobe: well feed me again

Zion: We aren't broke

Edwin: you just asked me for a dollar

Edwin: "we aren't broke" head ass

Zion: ok I understand but I still need a dollar

Edwin: sorry I'm broke

Zion: but you just said- Austin can you give me a dollar

Austin: sorry fam I'm broke too

Zion: you just got paid..

Austin: I lost it

Kobe: shiid I mean I have a couple hundred bills if you know what I'm shayyyying

Zion: ok cool can I borrow a dollar tho

Brandon: so you gonna ignore the fact that a dog has money

Zion: dude money is money no matter where is comes from

Brandon: you right you right

Brandon: Kobe can I borrow a dollar

Kobe: sorry I'm broke

Brandon: but you just said

Kobe: I mean a hundred bills I need to pay.. who gonna help a brother out

Zion: NIGGA

Austin: I done fucked up

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So I hope you liked the first every chapter. Uhh you can dm me what you think Austin did or some shit but I hoped you liked it

Bye hoes❤️❤️

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