"OKAY! Listen up my lil babies-" i was cut off by someone who always succeeds pissing me off.
"Im not your fucking baby you lil shit." PaperShit- i mean... PJ glared at me. I rolled my eyes at him.
"Whatever, you act like one so suck it up asshole" i crossed my arms"
"Okay so moving on-" i was cut off. YET AGAIN
" DONT CALL ME YOUR BABYYYY UNLESS YOU MEAN IT~" Reader chan started to sing.(for any of you who don't know, that is a song)
"Y/N your lucky i love you so much or else i would just strangle you to death." I playfully pinched her cheek.
"Ewww Silvia's a lesbian~" Pj teased- i swear to fucking God.
"Shut the hell up im a guy in this story. Let me damn continue my lesson." Wall cracks.
"What ever."
"HELLU MY BOOTIFULS" i started
"You kno how to make le babies?"
"Well i tell u ebrithing."
"First i need a woman to demonstrate" i said with a derpy voice
Y/N stepped back while the boys stayed
" these are not women these are mennnn!"
"I kno how do do it" Pj said, while doing a suggestive smirk
"Only if i can do it with Y/N-" pj was cut off by my RIP-headphone-user scream.
"OH DO YOU!?"
"...my mommy does it next to fire, it makes her HOT." He said taking out a raisin out of a boiling hot water "fire makes her berries~" he said proudly
I laughed like a lunatic and snatched the raisins out of his grasp and throw it at Y/N "HAHAH HAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA" "what the hell was that for..." reader glares at me
"You idiot thats not how you make babies!" I said smirking
"Den how do you do it you meanie!" Pj said tearing up
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(Yes i drew that, quick drawing of pj for you)
"OHHHH I SHOW YOU"
"FIRST you take a beagle and a doggie" i said taking out a beagle and a hotdog out of the fridge.
"What do you do then?" Palette says.
"WHY DONT YOU SHUT UP!"
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(I drew that terribly too XD)
"And theennnn~" i said inching the beagle and the doggie.
"Ohhh~"
"Ohoho~"
"AND YOU CHOP IT" reader said cutting the hot dog into half
