Erin's Messages To...

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Me: Today we'll look at a few messages that Erin would like to give.

Erin: I'M READY!

Me: Alright!

1- Dear Ex

Erin: Go move to hell, there's a nice house there for you to burn and die.

2- Dear Self

Erin: You are the best.

3- Dear Mom

Erin: LOVE YOU

4- Dear Dad

Erin: LOVE YOU TOO

5- Dear Crush

Erin: I have non. And if anyone has a crush on me then go and have a crush on a table.

6-Dear School

Erin: Burn

7- Dear Sibling(s)

Erin: MY TWIN SISTER NASHMEIRA LOVE YOU!

8- Dear Past Me

Erin: You should've never been in a relationship.

9- Dear Future Love

Erin: I don't have one, I have no future husband.

10- Dear First Love

Erin: Die.....

11- Dear Future Me

Erin: Don't get in a relationship and stay awesome.

12- Dear Best Friend

Erin: Never leave mah side.

13- Dear Future Child

Erin: Be like yo mama

14- Dear person you hate

Erin: GOOOOOOOOOO F*** YOURSELF

Me: Erin. Manners.

Erin: UGHHHHHHH

15- Dear person you love

Erin: MUAH

16- Dear ex best friend

Erin: Hope you die in the core of the earth.

17- Dear people who hate me

Erin: Get consumed by a black hole.

18- Dear boyfriend

Erin: I am a single Pringle and I'm (not) ready to mingle

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