Violet's Book Of Randomness

My reaction to FCU Ep. 29

When Aphmau kicked Xavier's guts:

Me: WOOOOOOHOOOOOO GURL GO SLAP HIM WITH A CHANCLA! THAT'S WHATCHA GET XAVIER

When Aaron broke up with Jennifer:

Me: YAAAAAASSSS YOU GO AARON! *starts dancing around like an idiot*

When Derek fired Agent R:

Me: *gets out Chancla bazooka loaded wig burning spiked chanclas* You got yourself a death wish.