Thirty One

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From Shane

Did you steal my stripey hoodie?

To Shane

I have no idea what you're talking about

To Shane

What does it look like I might have seen it

From Shane

Seriously?

From Shane

It's a hoodie with stripes.

From Shane

They're black and white.

From Shane

I wore it when you were over three days ago. 

To Shane

Where have you checked?

From Shane

Everywhere

To Shane

Well apparently not because I'm wearing it right now.

From Shane

Are you serious?

To Shane

Yes lol

From Shane

How did you even sneak it out of my apartment?

To Shane

I have my ways.

From Shane

You're a thief!

To Shane

I would have to disagree.

To Shane

I will return it when it doesn't smell like you anymore.

From Shane 

And when will that be?

To Shane

Not today.

From Shane

Okay thief I'm coming over to reclaim my property. 

To Shane

Good luck with that.

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