(Really, don't.)
(I just... This is some random shitty ass thing that... Ugh, I can't explain. Just... It's a Heathers group chat thing)
Chandler: okay, guys, be honest. Are you two dating
Duke: which two?
Chandler: you and Mac! Duhh
Mac:...
Mac: no???
Chandler: fuck really?
Veronica: okay I'm back what did I miss?
Duke: "Ronnie"... The group chat started, like, a minute ago...
Veronica: *sobs* you birch
Veronica: *bitch autocorrect >.<
Chandler: what you missed what Mac admitting she and Duke are dating
Mac: I DID NOT!!!!
Duke: yeah! Don't twist her words!
Mac: it's rude to the words. No twisting words. #stopwordabuse
Veronica: spwdjjkakef WTF that's freaking adorable why??
Chandler:... Why tho?
Mac: they asked me why I murdered them. So I said
Mac:...
Mac: why not?
Duke: Mac wtf does that have to do with anything that we're talking about?
Mac: I dunno it sounded funny in my head?
Veronica: murder isn't funny. Every o.o5 seconds a character in a movie or book gets murdered. It's just cruel af. Send me your money to stop them getting killed.
Chandler: BACK TO THE POINT! Are you two dating?
Mac: maybe... Oooo, mysterious
Duke: wtf Mac no I swear I'll kick your ass
Mac: not if I climb a stall
Duke: fuuuckkk youuuu
Mac: okay, what time?
Chandler: oh my god I swear I'm tempted to go over there and kick your gay asses.
Veronica: damn chandler, you're aggressive!
Chandler: fuck off Veronica
Veronica: r00d
Mac: fuck you, fuck you very very muuuuuch,,
Duke: nO
Chandler: TELL ME THE FUCKING TRUTH!
Mac: fine we are okay?? Jeez, no need to be a bully,, *sad*
Duke: ohmygodmac
Veronica: well, they *are* cute together
Mac: wait wut--
Chandler: true, true...
Mac: guys shut up,,
Duke: heh, yeah, she sure is innocent!
Mac: ;m; macaroni.exe has stopped working. Click here to troubeshoot
Duke: damn she shut down guess I gotta restart her ;)
Mac: OHMIGODDUKENO
Chandler:... Duke?
Duke: yes?
Chandler: I'm gonna call the cops on you
Duke: OH MY GOD NO I DON'T DO THAT!!
Chandler: then what do you do??
Duke: ... I send her gifs.
Veronica: is it pronounced gif or jif?
Chandler: how do you pronounce it?
Veronica:... Jif
Chandler: okay bye guys I gotta go murder my girlfriend
Duke: WAIT WUT
Mac: what?? Huh?? I went to go get snacks. Dang you guys text fast
Duke: HSJAKJEHSNA CHANDLER AND VERONICA ARE DATING!!!
Mac: WHATHAKDJDKAKD???????!??!?
Duke: I KNOW!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?
Mac: I DONT KNOW ASK THEM!!
Mac: guys!
Mac: guys?
Mac: Chandler? Veronica? That's your que!
Duke: I'm gonna go catch them
Mac: hey wait!
Mac: dammit...
Mac: why do they always leave me ;w;
Mac: I thought my puns were funny...
Mac: heck.
(I don't even fuckin' know.
It's late and I'm tired.
Bite me)
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