CZ: oh my lord your so gay
Cameron: I'm not gay. I'm bi.
CZ: if you bi then how come you only get fucked by guys. Bottom too.
Cameron: that's it true-
Marion: Cee is this really the time?
CZ: says the straight buff guy who as straight as a bent ass pole.
Marion: it was ONE TIME. AND IM STICKING TO GIRLS SO THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
CZ: actually you hoe around a lot too.
Marion: at least I get bitches.
CZ: you kinky fuck.
Marion: *raises an eyebrow at her* you're a billion times more kinky than I'll ever be.
CZ:*monotone* touché.
Cameron: *snickers*
Marion:*looks at him* oh shut up mister "I like getting handcuffed and ropes tied around me"
CZ: hey there's nothing wrong with a few rope ties.
Cameron: yeah. It's important to try new things.
Marion:*rolls his eyes* okay then
CZ:*puts Cameron's hand up against his will* cam volunteers to help you with that
Cameron:*snatches his hand back* no thanks I'm good.
Ryley: ..
CZ:*stares at her* oh my gosh YOU ARENT ALERGIC TO PUSSY. IT WONT KILL YOU TO TALK TO YOUR BISEXUAL FRIENDS ABOUT GAY SHIT.
Ryley: n-no tHaTs not the problem. I-it's Just, embarrassing...
Marion:*eyebrow raise* were in college, all we do is talk about fucking.
Ryley: I-I know, but Cee really, specific....
Cameron:*looks at Cee* you scared the poor girl.
CZ: it's not my fault that she's scared of me slapping her ass just because.
Cameron: Cecilia we know damn well that's not what she means.
CZ:*tilts her head innocently* what?
Marion: talking about being a good girl for you daddy slash fiancé isn't exactly something you should talk to yourself about loudly in the middle of the night.
Cameron:*shivers* Sudoki doesn't know what he got himself into.
CZ:*flicks them off* fuck off that's why I have bigger tits than you
Cameron/Marion: we don't have tits. We're guys.
CZ:*eyeroll* Yeah sure, and ryley isn't a she male.
Ryley: I-I'm not-
CZ: hun I know a dick girl when I see one. Besides I never seen you use a tampon or pad of any kind all my life with you.
Ryley: ....damnit.
CZ: holy shit seriously? I was only joking but I mean hey what's not to like about a girl with tits and a dick, 2 in one.
Ryley:*throws a pillow at her* s-shush you idiot.
CZ:*catches the pillow and laughs* chill I still rather choose sudoki's over your shrimp dick any day
Ryley:*really red* oh fuck you
CZ: you wish.
Ryley: *sighs* you're hopeless.
CZ: I prefer the word weird.
Marion:*chuckles*nokay then weirdo.
CZ: waaaait. Does that mean I've been in a friend group of all guys this whole time?!
Ryley:...
Cameron:...
Marion:...
CZ:*facepalnts in a pillow* I swear. Just when I thought I made a female friend in school I find out she's a He.
Cameron:*laughs* same thing as middle school
CZ:*huffs*
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