"Hello! Did you know that—"
"Shut the f*ck up and use your real voice please?"
"Since you asked so nicely..."
"..."
"no."
"Well f*ck you. I sound like a complete moron talking to Siri if I put you on speaker"
"ha ha ha you do not need me to sound like a complete moron. You are doing fine yourself."
"You're a f*cking weirdo. Who did this?"
"I was born like this."
"I meant who changed my contacts, b*tch. I don't wanna know where your f*cking weirda** personality came from."
"Well, a**hole, I will tell you if you can guess who I am."
"You're Gisele from f*cking enchanted."
"I wish."
"You're the nobody at our school."
"No. I am your girlfriend."
"What...?"
"ha ha ha ha"
"I am just kidding, I am no one's girlfriend. I would never dream of being with you."
"You know, almost every girl has followed me around begging to be noticed."
"You are just as egoistical as they say. I fear for your future wife."
"You're just jealous."
"Did you know that an elephant's tooth can weigh--"
"Can you please stop with the bullsh*t?"
"-- as much as a bowling ball? And it is a fact."
"It is not bullsh*t. If it were, it should be coming from your own mouth."
"..." *beep*
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A/N: IM BACKKK! AND ITS SUMMER HOLIDAYYY - sort of. ANYWAYYY I hope to continue this story :3
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HumorRated R for foul language. --------- What happens when someone steals your phone and changes all your contacts to one person? --------- "Even the word b!tch won't suffice." ~ Damian "Damian is in love with mushrooms. Thank you for obtaining your fir...
