"Bella, honestly..."
"That was the most useless information I have ever obtained and it's even more useless than the weird facts you give."
"Hey that's what I know, okay?"
"Then what the hell am I supposed to do? Stand around while I wait for someone to say "Oh hey I stole your phone and changed all ur contacts, Damian, no biggie I can just change it back later yeah?" F*ck no."
"Look, I'm sorry but I don't know who did it."
"Help me find out."
"How?"
"You hack sh*t. So do something."
"Hacking isn't going to get us anywhere. It's a phone. I can't just magically tap a button and know who touched your phone."
"Can't you hack into the cameras?"
"Maybe..."
"There. Hack into the camera."
"Not that easy Dami-poo."
"Stop with the name calling."
"You call me a little b*tch, it's only fair that I call you something."
"Stop smirking Bella."
"Oh so many things I should stop doing. But will I listen? Nah."
"Just get to hacking, b*tch."
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HumorRated R for foul language. --------- What happens when someone steals your phone and changes all your contacts to one person? --------- "Even the word b!tch won't suffice." ~ Damian "Damian is in love with mushrooms. Thank you for obtaining your fir...
