"You are a f*cking a**hole, you know that?"
"You're one to talk..."
"Why are you calling me?"
"You broke Vince!"
"He's sad now!"
"Fix him!"
"He's better off without me."
"Shut the f*ck up with your self pity."
"It's true though."
"True; you don't deserve Vince."
"BUT Vince also kinda needs you cause you're his best friend."
"If I come over will you tell me who f*cked with my phone?"
"Get over that, oh my god."
"Bye."
"FINE! You don't deserve Vince as a friend anyway, you d*ck."
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HumorRated R for foul language. --------- What happens when someone steals your phone and changes all your contacts to one person? --------- "Even the word b!tch won't suffice." ~ Damian "Damian is in love with mushrooms. Thank you for obtaining your fir...
