Subscribed to a b*tch

11

"You little b*tch you better listen to me."

"Hello Damian~"

"Oh you were so adorable when you trying to guess who I was."

"Shut the f*ck up. You were the one who changed the contacts, you're going to suffer the consequences."

"Hm... I didn't say I was the one who changed it."

"Then who else f*cking did? I swear to god will make your life a living hell, Bella, and there will be no mercy."

"Oh Damian... you were always so stupid."

"Excuse me?"

"And violent. 'There will be no mercy'. Pshhh..."

"If you value your life, you will tell me who messed with my phone."

"It was not I who messed with your beloved phone, Damian."

"Then who was it?!"

"Was it who or was it what?"

"The f*ck are you talking about?"

"For a mouse fits the teapot that stirs the ground."

"That's it! You're a complete nutcrack."

"I'm just messing with you Dam."

"Stop f*cking laughing."

"Ok, I'm sorry. But in all honesty, I have no idea who managed to take your phone and screw with it. All I got was a note on my desk with a bunch of weird facts and a phone number."

"So the whole hotline about weird facts was your idea?"

"Completely my idea. I felt like it."

"I hate you so godam much. If I ever see your face, you better—"

*beep*

"DID SHE JUST F*CKING HANG UP ON ME?"

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Author's Note:
It's almost been a year and I still haven't finished this, I know. I'm sincerely sorry T^T pls forgive me. It's been a while since I started this story and I forgot what my initial ending was going to be but hopefully you readers will still be happy with the result. <3