I Fell In Love With a Useless Godess (Konosuba)

Chapter 6

Authors Note: Hey Guys, it's Author Kun here :)) Sorry for the late update, I was kinda busy revising earlier chapters and finishing the last parts of my projects before entering summer break. Please enjoy the story though, reviews and comments are really appreciated :D.

Also, we got a new cover :D  made by imperfectlynerdy , check her stories if you have the time :3

*Splat*

Kazuma continues to pound as rice continues to fly towards his NEETY face

'Why is this so god damn hard?!'

Kazuma has been up all night trying to make mochi, basically a Japanese Rice Cake, he has eaten the dish lots of times back at home, however, that doesn't mean he's good at making it.

"Andddd, there!"

A dozen of green and white blobs of rice are seen on he table

Kazuma's hard work had finally paid off, although it was not pretty, he had made mochi. Now he just needed a certain useless goddess to eat it.

*SMASH* a load of glass bottles had just broken in the background

'Right on cue'

Aqua proceeds to call out a name heard wayy to much in the household.

"Kazzzummmmaaaaaa!!!!"

~a minute later~

*Vrrooooommmmm*

"Why do you keep fucking doing this every single morning"

Kazuma was currently cleaning the broken pieces of glass from the floor with a purple magic vacuum he got from Wiz's shop, purple streaks of light exit the vacuum as the shards disappear

"It's not my fault! I just woke up and the bottle fell!"

Aqua started to stomp on the ground, seeming to forget about the shards of glass on the floor.

"Owwww, owwwww"

Kazuma could only mutter

"What an idiot"

After Kazuma had finished cleaning Aqua's mess, they head towards the living room

"It hurrtttsss"

Aqua was still groaning about the glass in her feet

"Just use heal on it, that's the one thing you're good for, right you useless goddess?"

Aqua stomped on Kazuma's foot as hard as she could

"Hey! I am good for other things too!"

Kazuma scoffed at that, holding in a laugh

"Like?"

Aqua jumped a bit at the question

"Uuuuu, like, uuu, Reviving! Aha! I've revived you multiple times already! You should praise my usefulness!"

Kazuma raised an eyebrow

"Isn't that the same as healing?"

Aqua responded almost immediately

"Nooooo! They're completely-mphmmnnmpph"

Aqua was kindly cut off by Kazuma's hand

"Hai, hai, sure, whatever, let's just eat the desert I made"

Aqua lit up and glowed bright

"Desert!?"

"Yeah, I told you I would make it to help your 'liquor' problem"