Makeup is Manly...

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@Xx_CoolFireDude_xX I dare Eren............ To put makeup on Levi

Eren: Come on Levi! You have too
Levi: NO EREN
Eren: Please?
Levi: *stares at Eren, then sighs* I'm top tonight. That's a deal
Eren: *opens the eyeshadow* Yeah yeah *starts applying it to Levi*
-~2HoursLater~-
Eren: Done! *gives Levi a mirror* Here
Levi: *looks like a glittery slut on the Vegas Strip* Oh my...I'M FUCKING FAB BITCHES
Eren: What have I done?Levi: *takes his clothes off, revealing a stripper outfit* YAAAS
Erwin: *walks in* Hey Le- ....*que nosebleed*
Eren: ......*que nosebleed*
Hanji: *starts recording* Yes please~
Jean: ......
Marco:....
My Mom:.....
Asuna:....
Ceil:....
Obama:....
My best friend: SFDHJUHGSWREOUIHAGZ *Bleeds out*
Trump:.......
Every Levi Fangirl in the AOT Fandom: *squeals then dies*
My Mom: *grabs my smaller siblings* This is worse then the smut your sister posted on Instagram....
Me: Why is this my life....
Armin: *covers hiS eyes* Next question, PLEASE

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