Jean: I'M NOT GAY YOU GUYS, I LIKE BOOBS
Sasha: *tries not to laugh* That's like saying I'm vegan
Connie: That's like saying Marco's black
Hanji: That's like saying Levi's 6'2
Levi; That's like saying Erwin's eyebrows are thin as paper
Reiner: That's like saying Ymir hates Historia
Historia: That's like saying my mother loved me
Mikasa: That's like saying Eren loves titans
Eren: That's like saying Mikasa wants to murder me
Annie: That's like saying Wall Maria is still in one piece
Bertholdt: That's like saying the basement was unlocked and right under us
Marco: THAT'S LIKE SAYING I'M STRAIGHT
Petra: That's like saying everyone ships RiveTra
Everyone: THAT'S LIKE SAYING EVERY AOT SHIPPER GETS ALONG AND THERE ARE NO GAY SHIPS IN OUR FANDOM
Me: tHAT'S LIKE SAYING I HATE GAY PEOPLE
@AnimeObsessedAsshole : That's like saying I ship EreJean
@Tape_Boy_Is_Best_Boy : THAT'S LIKE SAYING I HATE SERO
Danny: That's like saying Eren has no ass
Me: HEY
Everyone: *loud laughing and wheezing*
Jean: I. Like. Boobs
Me: THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU OVER THERE LETTING MARCO STICK A DICK IN YOUR BUTT?! HOW IS THAT NOT GAY
Jean: I said no homo
Me: IT IS 20GAYTEEN, THEREFORE IT'S ILLEGAL TO BE STRAIGHT. ASXEUALS ARE VERY FUCKING LUCKY. I WILL NOT HAVE YOU, JEAN MOTHERFUCKING KIRCHSTIEN, BE SAYING NO HOMO BEFORE MAKING LOVE TO MY CHILD *grabs Marco*
@AnimeObsessedAsshole: Damn Cameron calm down
Me: NO THIS IS FUCKING BULLCOCKY
Connie: *snickers* He said cocky
Sasha: *giggles*
Marco: Please kill me..
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Ask the Attack on Titan Crew (CLOSED)
FanfictionAsk your favorite AOT charaters anything! Dare them, poke at them, introduce yourself, anything! A S K ! The cast: Jean, Marco, Sasha, Connie, Eren, Levi, Ymir, Christa, Erwin, Hanji, Annie, Reiner, Bertholdt, Armin, Mikasa, and (Yours Truly)! Shi...
