If BertMarco was a thing

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Jean: YOU BETTER BACK OFF OF MY MARCO

Me: Jean calm down

Jean: *huffs*

Marco: I honestly love everyone equally *smiles*

Bert: *kisses Marco*

Reiner: *eats some chips* Nice some entertainment

Jean: GET YO ADORABLE BOYFRIEND AWAY FROM MY FRECKLED HUBBY

Reiner: CONTROL YOUR ADORABLE ANGEL GODDAMNIT

Me: GUYS THEY ARE ALREADY IN THE HALLWAY FUCKING SHUT UP

Marco: *loud moaning and groaning* B-Bertholdt!~

Bert: *squeaks and whimpers*

Reiner & Jean: Hot..

Levi: FILTHYYYYYYYYYYYY *proceeds to abuse everyone with a broom*

Hanji: Levi darling we're out of tea

Levi: How, I just bought some

Hanji: Hehe.. I may or may not have been using it as titan food

Levi: SHITTY GLAAAASSEES!

Hanji: *laughs like crazy as she runs away*

Me: Why do I do this..

Levi: Because you have severe depression and anxiety, you're lonely, you have no life, and you're an anti-social troll who can't interact with normal human beings. *sips tea*

Me: LISTEN HERE YOU SASSY SHORT FUCK

Petra: Sasha-Senpai no!

Sasha: SHITS GETTIN REAL

Connie: I BET MY FOOD ON LEVI

Everyone: *gathers around*

Me: I HAVE THE PEN AND PAPER, I'LL JUST CHANGE YOU

Levi: *shrinks to the size of an ant*

Me: *laughs evily*

Levi: EYEBROWS HELP

Erwin: *stabs le Author*

Me: wELP

Jean:.......

Everyone else:......



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