I'M BACK BITCHES

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Me: I'M BAAAACK

Levi: Oh yay, more bullshit

Hanji: *kisses Levi* AND SHIP OPINONS DON'T MATTER

Levi: SHITTY GLASSES WHAT THE FUCK

Petra: *kisses Levi's cheek* 

Levi: *blushes* Wait so I don't have to put up with Eren's angry ass anymore?

Eren: HEY

Me: Nope

Levi: EYEBROWS I'M RIDING THAT COCK INTO THE SUNSET

Erwin: Do I still have my arm?

Me: If Marco is alive then you have yourself an arm sir

Marco: *smiles*Bertholdt come here please

Bertholdt: Okay *walks over*

Me: I'm showing off my ships to the world!

Marco: *kisses Bertholdt* You go girl!

Jean: That's...kinda hot

Reiner: You aren't wrong

Connie: TITTIESSSSS

Sasha: TITTY MILK

Armin: Mood

Annie: Mood indeed

Me: I HAVE A bOYFRIEND!

Levi: GOOD FOR YOU *goes down on Erwin*

Erwin: Well I'm happy for y- LEVI OH MY GOD

Mikasa: *gay screeches*

Annie: *joins*

Marco: *also joins*

Historia: rEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY MOTHER'S A WHORE

Ymir: *goes titan* MEGA GAY

Me: *gAYeSt SCReEcHEs*







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