Yesterday at 10:15 PM
Levi you are the best cleaner I know..... but also... CAM YOU PLEASE DO AN EXPOSING SEGMENT AND GO "And that's the real tea" while sipping your tea? Exposing the maggots?
Levi: Oh gladly
Me: Disclaimer: I made all of these up so no, they aren't actual facts
Levi: Alright let's get started. Eren is secretly afraid of the dark
Eren: HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT
Levi: Mikasa's lesbian and has been fucking around with Annie for the past month
Mikasa: *loud sigh* It's true
Levi: Hanji has a minor crack addiction. That's what's in all of her needles
Hanji: *throws needle* Whaaaaaaat
Levi: Erwin HATES cats
Erwin: .
Levi: Bertholdt is bisexual and has a huge crush on both Annie and Reiner
Bert: *sweats*
Levi: Jean masturbates in his sleep AND CAN NOT SHUT UP
Jean: hOW DO YOU KNOW THAT
Levi: Jean and Marco's favorite position is Tiger by the tail with Marco being top and they love to fuck out in the courtyard
Jean & Marco: HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW ABOUT THAT
Levi: Reiner is still a virgin
Reiner: Poundtown hheheheehehe
Levi: Armin is actually straight, Connie had an afro, Sasha is not a virgin for so many reasons, aaaaaaaand Ymir and Historia are hella gay. That, ladies and gents, is the real tea *sips tea*
Audience: *cheers, claps*
Annoucer: This was filmed in front of live Levi fangirls
Me; gET OUT OF MY HOUSE
Levi: Author-Sama is terrified of his mother more than death. That's the real tea
Me: *bangs head off a wall*
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