I know how to pick 'em
I have always had the knack of having boyfriends that don't give a shit about how they treat my heart.
I know how to trick 'em into tricking me
Weather it's cheating, lying, bruising, you name it, I'll probably have an ex that has done it.
'Cuz they know I leave my heart on my sleave yeah
And yet, after all the liars that I've dated, I still fall for them faster than you can say don't.
And if you wanna date me, just manipulate me
Honey I'll be the lead
It's like I'm the perfect test subject to see how much they can do before I kick 'em to the curb.
All the sweet little lies they tell
Yeah they cheat but they look so swell
The one thing that I could say was that none of my ex's were unattractive.
On my arm, Smell that charm, What's the harm in trying it on
My Mom used always say how she could 'Smell the charm' of my Dad, even though he used to do abuse her.
And if he don't wanna whine and dine me up, then sign me up
I can't even explain why I have a bad track record when it comes to my ex's.
I got 99 problems but I'll take one more
I love shopping at the asshole store
I know that I deserve better than that but it seems like all I get is Assholes.
And if you don't know how to treat me right
Take my number cuz you're just my type
A cute guy comes my way, he asks for my number, so I give it to him.
And I know I'm fucked up, lucky you, I'm lookin' for someone a little fucked up too
I think my problem with guys started when I was in high school, because my Dad had just died of a heart attack.
If you wanna break my heart tonight, come on over 'cuz you're just my type, yeah
The guy from the bar had a wife, a wife!, and a hot one at that, God how do I attract these assholes?!.
You're just my, you're just my type (my type)
You're just my, you're just my type (you're just my type)
You're just my, you're just my type (yeah)
Oooh, you're just me type
I know how they do me
But how do they tattoo me everytime they leave
I keep letting my heart get broken, so it'll never fully heal, and yet I get fooled every time.
And I swear right then that I'll never let it happen again no
If you wanna upset me, just forget to text me
Honey I'll be the lead
All my deep insecurities
All I need is security for my heart
It's not hard
What's the harm is playing the part
And if he's just gonna break me down again
Then count me in
I got 99 problems but I'll take one more
I love shopping at the asshole store
And if you don't know how to treat me right
Take my number cuz you're just my type
And I know I'm fucked up, lucky you
I'm lookin' for someone a little fucked up too
If you wanna break my heart tonight
Come on over 'cuz you're just my type, yeah
You're just my, you're just my type (my type)
You're just my, you're just my type (you're just my type)
You're just my, you're just my type (yeah)
Oooh, you're just me type
I got 99 problems but I'll take one more
I love shopping at the asshole store
And if you don't know how to treat me right
Take my number cuz you're just my type
And I know I'm fucked up, lucky you
I'm lookin' for someone a little fucked up too
If you wanna break my heart tonight
Come on over 'cuz you're just my type, yeah
You're just my, you're just my type (you're my type)
You're just my, you're just my type (you're just my type)
You're just my, you're just my type (baby)
Oooh, you're just me type
