The Old Cold

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Fly, you fools!

It is the Cold

The foe of old

He whom no hath hold

Fool is he who uttereth:
"I managed to dodge the cold for this season!"

'Tis he who hath abandoned reason!

It shall strike him down

And that smile

Shall turn to a frown

Beware the Cold!

The foe of old.

Utter His name without respect

Lest ye your health neglect

And mucus and snot's

dreary, drippy nose

ye forgot

Yea, only one elixir holds the key

To render you phlegmatically free

The olden brew

The olden cuppa

Redoubtable, prodigious tea!

From ancient clime

Doth ring the chime

'Tis tea time

The bells of doom are upon thee

Foul, old, hoary, stuffy Cold

Foe of the old

Cease thus thy hold

On my very nose

Chamomile, Citrus, Honey

Of manifold names it is.

But its truth is singularly clear

Drink a cup every day

To keep foul, old Cold

Distantly, safely away!

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