Ask and dare Uni and the gang/ Duni and his friends

mon amour mon ami (1k special)

Warning this will contain heavy frenchness so get your google translator people

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This universe is hell Ddawn thought as he watched the vampire and albino female fight for the fifth time this day, he has no idea where the hell Don is and Duni is being the normal lovestruck idiot he is. Ddawn would of give anything for the sweet relief of death, he thought he was dead but no he and his so called friends are trapped in some sort of universe with those idiots from hard landing. Not to mention some random person keeps coming to give them random questions to answer as well as dares they have to do mostly against their will because this is how they get paid, at least most of the questions aren't irritating for he would of burn this house down by then though it seems like Dashlie or Dres might burn it down with their fighting. "Dory, Dommy I'll be in my room make sure these two idiots don't break anything" Ddawn said to the two demons who were playing video games on the couch, "Yeah whatever you dang robot" Dommy said not bothering to look away from the scene while Dory just nodded as he continued to play with the other. Ddawn didn't know what the hell they were playing but it involved these cup headed people, the android made his way up stairs and into his room. Ddawn wished he was back in his old room in hard landing he had better stuff there then here not to mention his lab was located in hard landing.

The android went to his desk to turn on the computer and soon started clicking away on the websites that he had open, most of his apps were games and his only emails were from this Delta person. He clicked to open one that read sorry about the whole shoving you guys in closets for an hour but you gotta please the fans, Ddawn raised an eyebrow what fans he thought. The android just dismissed it and trashed the mail before going on his usual website being youtube since he has nothing better to do, after watching random pointless videos he quickly remember the whole spin the bottle event that happened the other day. Those stupid question that Delta gives him makes him what to hang himself, all those questions result in affection or Dres and Dashlie trying to kill each other. One thing that he hates more than Dawn or this entire universe is affection, it wasn't in his DNA and he just hates the feeling. First it was Don and now Duni, he didn't understand why the hell this is happening. For now Ddawn doesn't bother to talk to Don after the incidence but he still talks with Duni even after the whole spin the bottle incident. He just can't understand this stupid lovey feeling everyone talks about.

Flashback

Ddawn watched Uni and Jon struggle against the handcuffs they were forced to wear for some stupid dare, he found is hilarious and enjoyed seeing their pain and agony. But now because of this Uni had a tough time running away for Duni and he seem to have given up and allow the dark pug to hug and snuggle him in his state. Ddawn found this disgusting like every display of affection out there, "Why are you staring" Dommy asked him as he watched Uni try to push Duni away with his free paw while Jon was trying to break out of the handcuffs, "I honestly have no idea" Ddawn answered making Dommy chuckle lightly. "What the hell is so funny" Ddawn growled making Dommy smirk, "You've been off every since the whole spin the bottle thing". Ddawn was so tempted to punch the smirk of the others face but he was determined to keep his cool and show Dommy that he can't get on his nerves. "I believe you don't get where I'm going with this" Dommy said putting a hand on the robots shoulder, "Usually you walk away by now allow Duni to do his idiotic entities but you decided to stay and watch". Ddawn scoffed, "I don't believe you even know what your saying raven" he said making Dommy chuckle, "You don't scare or even fool me Ddawn, one day you'll find out what the hell I'm talking about". Ddawn growled "In all the names of evil I will kill you", "Try me" Dommy said putting his mask over his face and walking away. "Hmp me love, that's impossible".

End of said flashback

Ddawn face palmed, "Dang it D don't let that raven get on your nerves" he scolded himself reminding him how he can't feel other emotions other than hate. Maybe he was hanging out with Duni to much, speaking of the dark pug he hasn't seen him around lately and Ddawn just assumed he was pestering Duni but he wasn't so sure about it. Ddawn growled to himself before getting up and leaving his room, he yelled at Dashlie and Dres to stop fighting before he left the house. It both lucky and annoying that those idiots live next door, Ddawn's guess so became true when he hard Uni yelling about something. The android decided to let himself in as he walked in the house and groaned seeing both pugs and that stupid camera face archer. He opened his mouth to say something but stayed silent wanting to listen to this conversation, "Why won't you leave me the hell alone!" Uni snarled trying to get away and only dragging Jon along with him by force. "Because I love you stupid" Duni answered simply making Uni growl loudly, Duni was soon pulled off by Cory who seemed more pissed then Uni. "Listen to me you stupid pug, he doesn't like you and none of us want you", Duni didn't seem phased as he got out of Cory's grip. Ddawn had enough of this waiting, "Duni why don't you be a good dog and leave Uni alone for today" he said making everyone look at him.