TOILET SELFIES

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"HELLO EVERYBODY!!!! AND WELCOME BACK TOOOOOOO...." Imeda yelled.

"TRUTH OR DARE!!" The crowd yelled.

"This is gonna get old fast." Shadow murmured.

"HEY HEY HEY!! YOU THERE!" Imeda yelled.

"What?" Shadow groaned.

"SHUT YOUR UGLY MOUH!" Imeda yelled at him.

Shadow walked away, without bothering to respond.

"We have 1 truth and 1 Dare from my very own sister fashion_angel2007 !" Imeda told them.

"What is it already?" Knuckles asked.

"If you had to kill one person in the room, who would it be?"

Sonic and Shadow both answered at the same time.
"Sonic"
"Shadow"

"Wow, I'm sensing some beef here." Imeda whistled.

"Ohhhh, this is so hard!" Amy said. "I think it'd be, ummm, probably Shadow."

"Yeah, I hate you too." Shadow answered.

"Thanks?" Amy replied.

"NO ONE! I LOVE EVERYONE HERE!" Cream cried.

"There, there. Don't cry," Blaze comforted.

Imeda twirled her microphone around and passed it to Blaze.

"And your answer is..."

"Knuckles. I just don't know him too well,"

"Well, I cant kill Shadow cause then who would I watch My Little Pony with, so I guess I'll kill Rouge," Silver said.

"Go ahead and try, Fluffball!" Rouge retorted.

"HEY! I'm not a fluffball!" Silver yelled.

"If I had to kill someone, it'd be... Sonic. Sorry Big Blue, but it'd make Shadz's job easier," Rouge answered.

"Don't call me Shadz," Shadow said.

"It'll be Shadow." Tails answered.

"Shadow," Knuckles answered.

"So that makes..." Imeda did some math in her head. "Ugh, I hate math."

"It makes 4 votes for Shadow, 2 for Sonic, 1 for Knuckles, and 1 for Rouge," Tails replied.

"Thanks Tails. We definitely needed you showing off your fancy big kid smartness junk!" Imeda told him sarcastically.

"Your welcome," Tails answered.

"Everyone here really hates Shadow, don't they?" Sonic questioned out loud.

"My hate for you is 100 times more than everyone's hate for me," Shadow retorted.

"Okay then... onto the next thing. Our dare is also from fashion_angel2007 and it is, queue dramatic pause, take a selfie kissing a toilet, post it online, and tag it with something like 'True Love' or something. You can never say it was a dare," Imeda explained.

"Who comes up with this stuff?" Tails asked.

"People. People in this world who are people. And by that I mean my sister," Imeda explained in a mystical voice.

"Where are we gonna get a toilet?" Sonic asked.

"Right here!" Imeda clapped and a toilet magically fell from the ceiling.

"Owwwwww," Silver groaned because the toilet had fallen on him. "Someone help me..."

Shadow lifted the toilet up and threw it off. Silver ran in for a hug but Shadow put a hand on his forehead. He pushed him away and Silver fell onto the ground.

"Ow," Silver groaned, "again."

"I'll go first," Amy said cheerfully.

She grabbed her phone and knelt down by the toilet. She planted a kiss on it and took a selfie.

"Woah there Sonic, are you jealous?" Imeda asked.

Sonics face had turned bright red.

"What? No! What are you talking about! I'm not jealous! SHUT UP!"

Amy tapped on her phone and announced "Done!"

"What did you tag it with?" Blaze asked.

"I'm living that toilet life baby, can't you see?" Amy told them.

The group burst into laughter and Amy flushed bright red.

"My turn!" Sonic said.

He kissed the toilet and wrote a caption.

"I just got a bowl cut!" Sonic announced.

"That's so cringy," Tails facepalmed.

The group took turns taking their photos.

"Okay, everyone who didn't say their caption yet, tell us." Imeda told them.

"True love," Shadow said.

"Real original," Sonic muttered.

"You wanna fight me!" Shadow challenged.

"What? No!" Sonic yelled.

"Just like I thought. HA! Coward!" Shadow laughed.

"#ToiletSelfie" Tails said. He scrolled through the hashtag. "A surprising amount of people take toilet selfies."

"I called it 'Twinkle Twinkle Little fish. Hope you survived the flush," Rouge answered.

"Dark, I like it," Shadow chuckled.

"My best friend: Toilety," Cream said cheerfully.

"I named it 'A Pic With A Toilet'," Blaze answered.

"Blaze, you were supposed to name it something creative!" Sonic sighed.

"Shhhhhhhh! Let princess do what she wants," Silver said.

"Princess?" Blaze asked.

"Ummm I mean Blaze. Yup. That is your name. Hehehe. Kill me now," Silver yelled, curling up into the fetal position. "Also, I named it 'Wishing this was my Crush'."

"Ooh! Maybe I can help you with your crush!" Blaze cheered.

"No. You really can't," Silver said sadly.

"You are as oblivious as a rock, kitty cat," Shadow said.

"I'm afraid we have to end this chapter here. Find out what happens in the next chapter! Will Blaze and Silver get together? Probably not cause Blaze is super oblivious. But I really hope they do cause I ship Silvaze so hard." Imeda took a deep breath. "Woo, that was a lot of talking."

"Shouldn't you be used to it?" Shadow asked.

"Why?" Imeda asked, feigning innocence. "Are you saying I talk too much?"

"Yes," Shadow answered.

"Please excuse me. See you later, darers." Imeda ended, clapping and grabbing a knife that magically fell from the ceiling.

"@&$#" Shadow yelled.

"NO SWEARING!" Imeda yelled with a crazy grin on her face as she ran after Shadow.

Will Shadow survive? Find out next time!

A/N: Everyone go follow my sister fashion_angel2007 She just started Wattpad and she is such a good writer. Go check her out. Peace!

I wish I came up with a better catchphrase than 'See you later Darers'

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