VOICE ACTING SCRIPTS (Japanese,romaji,and english translations)

I want to be healed by a tomboy

This is not mine,...

Romaji:‎(//∇//)
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INT.OLD TAVERN ROOM- NIGHT

From outside the tavern room, we can hear MINAMI give out a forced laughter as she bids farewell to her fellow raid mates. She then closes the room door and immediately proceeds to continuously bang her head against the wall.

MINAMI/MINATO

“KUUUSOOOO. KUSOKUSOKUSO KUUUUSOOOOOOOO!!! Nande? Nande Aya ni hiira wo shitano?! Sorya maa, aitsu, ‘boing boing’ no oto ga suru no ookii oppaitachi ga arundakedo saaa!! Aitsu no shiri mo sugoku kanpeki na kyokuritsu ga aru shi!!

Demo…”

Minami drops down on her knees and pulls out her hair in utmost disbelief. A single tear rolls down her cheek.

MINAMI/MINATO

“Mitometakunai kedo… mitomenakya… OTENBAMUSUME ni… hiiru shitai… ERINA ni… hiiru shitai.. Aitsu no mijikai kami, sore to, aitsu no dansei teki na sugata! Aitsu ni wa, kono DARENIMO KURABENAI tokubetsu na otokorashisa ga aru no. Aitsu ga kore wo iu toki,

(imitating Erina)

OI KONO KUSO BAKAYAROU, KIWOTSUKERUNDAZO! Mazui! Daijoubu?! Mazuimazuimazui. IMA, SHINZOKU NO SHUKUFUKU GA HITSUYOU DAAAA.

(normal)

SORE. TO. AITSU. NO. KAMIGATA. AAAAAAAAA MOU TAERARENAI. AITSU GA HOSHII. //boxcutter sound effect// ERINA NI HIIRU SHITAIIIII.

(gets on her hands and knees/OTL)

B-Bakahito to kenka shiteru. Sore to, Erina wa zettai [first person pronoun] no soba ni hashitte, tte “BAKA. Nande konna koto ni nacchattano?!” to iu no. Sore to, sore to, [first person pronoun] ga kore wo iu no “Araa, Erina, watashi no dojikko ttara! Tehepero~” Sore to, sore to, aitsu ga kore iu no, “Hmpf. Shouganai naa. Omae wo tasukeru. Kojinteki ni…

(nosebleed)

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!”              

Japanese:‎(◡‿◡ฺ✿)
古い宿屋の部屋の中に、夜)

(部屋の外から、ミナミさんは作り笑いをして、相手達に別れを告げる。部屋のドアを閉めて、すぐ壁に頭をぶつける。)

ミナミ／ミナト

くーそー。くそ、くそ、くそ、くーそー！！なんで？なんでアヤにヒーラをしたの？！そりゃまあ、あいつ、「ボヨヨーン・ボヨヨーン」の音がするの大きいおっぱいたちがあるんだけどさー！！あいつの尻もすごく完璧は曲率があるし！！

でも…

(ミナミは膝を付いて、自分の毛を引き抜くようにする。一つの涙をこぼす。)

ミナト

認めたくないけど…認めなきゃ…おてんば娘に…ヒールしたい…エリナに…ヒールしたい…あいつの短い髪、それと、あいつの男性的な姿！あいつには、この誰にも比べない特別な男らしさがあるの。あいつがこれを言うとき、

(エリナを模倣して)

おい、このくそバカ野郎、気を付けるんだぞ！まずい！大丈夫？！まずい、まずい、まずい。今、親族の祝福が必要だー！

(普通で)

それ。と。あいつ。の。髪型。ああー もう耐えられない！あいつが欲しい！(カッターナイフの音) エリナにヒールしたいー！

(四つんばいになる)

バ…バカヒトと喧嘩してる。それと、エリナは絶対、僕のそばに走って、って「バカ、なんでこんなことになっちゃったの？！」というの。それと、それと、僕がこれ言うの「あらぁ、エリナ、私のドジっ子ったら！テヘペロ～」それと、それと、あいつがこれ言うの「フッ、しょうがないなぁ。お前を助ける。個人的に…」

(ミナミは鼻血がでる)

ねーーー！！

English:‎♡~٩(⸝⸝⸝◕ั ௰ ◕ั⸝⸝⸝ )و
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INT.OLD TAVERN ROOM- NIGHT

From outside the tavern room, we can hear MINAMI give out a forced laughter as she bids farewell to her fellow raid mates. She then closes the room door and immediately proceeds to continuously bang her head against the wall.

MINAMI/MINATO

(furiously)

“SHIIIT. SHIT SHIT SHIT. SHIIIIIIT. Why. Why did I have to get Aya as my healer?! Sure she may have huge voluptuous breasts that go “boing boing” and her ass may have a perfect curvature…

But…“

Minami drops down on her knees and pulls out her hair in utmost disbelief. A single tear rolls down her cheek.

MINAMI/MINATO

(conceding to her emotions)

“I…I don’t want to admit it but…I have to. I want to be healed…by A TOMBOY. I want to be healed…by ERINA. Her short hair and her masculine figure! She has a unique distinct virility AND NONE CAN MATCH! The way she goes

(imitating Erina)

Watch YOUR DAMN BACK YOU DUMBASS! Crap! Are you alright?! This is bad. I NEED A BLESSING OF KINDRED RIGHT NOW.

(normal)

AND. HER.HAIR. Ohhhh I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE. I WANT HER /boxcutter sound effect/ HEAL ALL OVER ME.

(gets on her hands and knees/OTL)

I-I’ll pick a fight with Baka-hito. Then Erina will have to rush by my side and go “IDIOT. How did you get yourself into this?!” Then I’ll be like “Oh Erina I’m so clumsy. Hehe!” Then she’ll go, “Hmph. I guess I’ll have to help you…per…so…nal…

(nosebleed)

LYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.                                                                                     FADE OUT