Coran trying to cook earth food and making some weird concoction nobody recognises but somehow it still tastes good.
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Coran: *grossly misuses earth slang*
Lance: cries
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*destroys enemy ship*
"Hashtag suck it!" (Overheard when Pidge destroyed lance on game nite)
"CORAN NO!"
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The paladins give him a can of soda and tell him you have to shake it first or it won't taste good. He does it every time.
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"It can't hurt him that much, it's earth food."
"He's allergic Coran."
"But he likes it!"
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When he finally figures out the earth slang he starts misusing it on purpose, which makes it even worse
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Learns Earth swears,, says fuck very frequently, even when it doesn't make sense.
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Actually records Lance's siren noise and broadcasts it through the castle when he needs to wake up the paladins.
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Learns you can make almost a whole sentence using only the word fuck. He likes this word.
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Teaches the paladins (especially Lance) Altean slang, the two of them grossly misuse it around Allura.
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Gets a pet, names it after a paladin just to fuck with them.
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Records a dual siren with Lance and broadcasts it when Lance asks for a siren. Shiro is unimpressed.
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Learns about memes. Keeps calling the Paladins Cinnamon roll and sinnamon roll. Likes the word yeet
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*Points at anything he thinks is pretty* "me"
"You're using it wrong"
"I'm beautiful why would I be a trash can"
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One of the paladins shows him a baby fail compilation, he doesn't find it funny, just worries if they're okay. Same thing happens with the animal ones.
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Learns about being overdramatic when u receive a minor injuries. He does this frequently.
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