A Casual Affair ✓

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jiminimij;
idk if i wanna be with jisoo
she's been kinda mean lately
like really mean
she almost hit me in an argument

pepalion;
she hit you?
wtf
that's so not like her

jiminimij;
almost
not actually
like
she raised her hand
but didn't actually do it

pepalion;
that's still a bit much
idk what's wrong with her
want me to ask?

jiminimij;
no don't
she might just get more annoyed

pepalion;
no i'm asking
ill protect you dw

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pepalion;
did you try to hit jimin?

jisuzy;
he's cheating on me

pepalion;
what?

jisuzy;
he told me that he doesn't want to go out with me anymore because he found someone else
but i got angry and shouted
we're still together and he said he was joking but i nearly hit him
i was so angry
why would he lie about that!?
such a fucking arsehole

pepalion;
yeah
he's a real dick. maybe you should find someone else? i don't know what you guys have in common anyway

jisuzy;
he's really sweet
and handsome
and idk. really friendly.
i do like him a lot
and remember when we were getting serious?
that was a bad idea

pepalion;
how about you guys just like
fuck hard and make up?

jiminimij;
idk
i wanna do it with someone i love
not just any guy

pepalion;
i guess but it'll be a while until you find someone you love and that could still end badly
live life
have sex
just go for it
nothing bad can come out of it
trust me

jisuzy;
how can i trust a virgins words?

pepalion;
hey
you're a virgin too
don't make me fight you

jisuzy;
fine. i'll try going a little further
any advice virgin mary?

pepalion;
okay so from our conversations, i learnt a few little likenesses of his
so he kinda likes rough sex but he'll be gentle with you for the first time obvs
he likes to be called daddy
and he likes to be seduced

jisuzy;
how in fuck do you know all that?😂

pepalion;
call it a gift
now go get dat dick

jisuzy;
should i wear something like
naughty

pepalion;
nAUGHTY OH MY
lmao yes. go to ann summers quick, buy black lace lingerie and put it straight on and head for jimin's house. warn him that you're coming over tho but spell it like 'cuming'

jisuzy;
omg you need a boyfriend
okay i'll do that now
thank you so much

pepalion;
no need to thank me.
now go

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jiminimij;
well??
omg answer
ik you're talking to her
but you can talk to me too
omg i'll wait then

pepalion;
so impatient
you should be thanking me

jiminimij;
why?
did you fix it?

pepalion;
eh kinda

jiminimij;
woah
jisoo messaged me that she's cuming over???
what's happening?

pepalion;
i told her lots of little things that you like when having sex
or i think you like

jiminimij;
what did you say?

pepalion;
that you like to be called daddy
you like it rough
and you like to be seduced

jiminimij;
how do you know all that?

pepalion;
well one
you called yourself daddy a while ago
two
the video i sent you was all rough sex
and three
i bent over in front of you to try and seduce you and it worked

jiminimij;
if only you were my girlfriend

pepalion;
well your real one is also picking up an outfit
also thanks to me

jiminimij;
what kind?

pepalion;
basic lingerie

jiminimij;
you're the best
i'll be thinking of you tho

pepalion;
just go get yourself ready

jiminimij;
good idea
see ya