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Mangoes, durians, money and drama

Singapore: Can we please talk about what happened earlier?

Malaysia: no

Laos: Can I please be excused from this conversation?

Singapore: You may go

Cambodia: me too

Vietnam: well there are some things that I should do

Thailand: Toto wants to go for a walk so I guess I'll leave too

Myanmar: see ya later

Philippines: well since everyone is leaving

Singapore: Not you. Malaysia and Indonesia should stay as well

Malaysia: yikes

Indonesia: what did we do

Singapore: You know EXACTLY what you did. Don't play dumb.

Indonesia: has anyone ever taught you

Indonesia: to RESPECT YOU'RE ELDERS? hm

Singapore: *your

Malaysia: to be honest kak that doesn't apply to you

Philippines: ah my boss called gtg bye

Indonesia: im sitting beside u and no one called

Philippines: damn

Singapore: Let's get back on topic

Singapore: Don't any of you have anything to say?

Malaysia: I AM INNOCENT

Malaysia: thats all

Philippines: u sure ate?

Malaysia: hey u were the one who flipped the fREAKING TABLE

Philippines: yes but that was because I wanted to test how hard kuya America's head was

Singapore: I still can't believe that the table was the one that broke.

Philippines: besides u were the one who threw that durian at england

Malaysia: he deserved it

Indonesia: i was amazed how he finded durians smelly when he thinks that his cooking is good

Philippines: lol durians are always smelly

Philippines: but kuya england's food always suck

Malaysia: hey

Malaysia: durians may smell but they're very good

Malaysia: way better than ur mangoes

Philippines: EXCUSE ME

Singapore: Indonesia, what about you?

Indonesia: okay what I did was wrong but at least I didn't murder someone

Philippines: HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT

Philippines: FOR YOU, DURAINS MAY BE LIFE BUT MANGOES ARE LIFER

Singapore: Yes but you actually kicked the doors and broke 3 vases

Singapore: Plus, we were in Switzerland

Malaysia: THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE

Indonesia: I get it

Indonesia: and I'm willing to pay

Singapore: With what money? You know he sets really high prices.

Philippines: THE POINT IS

Philippines: MANGOES ARE THE BEST AND NOTHING CAN COMPARE

Thailand: hey guys I came back to see this and I'm just gonna leave bye

Indonesia: I have money

Indonesia: I'm just a few bucks short

Singapore: Something tells me that it isn't just a few.

Brunei: guys

Brunei: are you just gonna let them fight

Singapore: Let them

Indonesia: they'll stop

Malaysia: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU

Malaysia: DURIANS ARE THE BEST OKAY

Malaysia: THEY'RE DELICOUIS AND HEAHTY

Philippines: Oh reaaallly

Philippines: so are mangoes

Philippines: but the difference is that mangoes smell good

Singapore: So about a while ago...

Indonesia: Right

Indonesia: gotta go

Singapore: I'll see you at dinner.

Indonesia: right it's my turn to cook

Indonesia: bye

Singapore: And don't forget to remind Philippines that she has to pay for the broken table.

Malaysia: you know what

Malaysia: how about we take this argument outside

Philippines: ha

Philippines: I'll beat u any day

Malaysia: we'll see Philippines

Malaysia: but I have a feeling that you'll regret that once your beaten

Brunei: guys...

Philippines: hush child

Philippines: it's time to settle this once and for all

Brunei: ...

Brunei: i really should stop trying to stop them

Myanmar: you say that but you'll still keep trying

Brunei: what

Brunei: I thought u left

Myanmar: nah

Myanmar: I was here the whole time

Malaysia: watching the drama

Brunei: ....

Cambodia: guys

Cambodia: have you maybe noticed

Cambodia: that Malaysia and Philippines arE WRESTLING OUTSIDE

Vietnam: you don't really have to worry that much

Vietnam: they can't do much damage anyway

Myanmar: true

Laos: but won't they hurt themselves?

Cambodia: they'll live

Brunei: so you all were just watching

Laos: im sorry Brunei

Laos: but it's fun to watch a fight unfold without getting caught up in the drama