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Combining some requests bc im a lazy bish. Also there's UkFr [bc ENGLAND IS A TOP AND YOU CAN'T CHANGE MY MIND] Sorry if this isn't what you want
--Malaysia and England--
Malaysia: hey iggs i have a question
England: What is it now?
Malaysia: wow u didn't correct that text
Malaysia: i am shook
England: All those times spent with you, Australia, America, and Myanmar have taught me a lesson:
England: Tolerance is better than blood on my hands
Malaysia: nice to know u were planning on killing ur kids
England: Bold of you to assume I ever considered you as my children.
Malaysia: I am deeply hurt, old man
England: I am not old!
England: I am just more knowledgeable than any of you!
Malaysia: calm ur ass down mate we're all old
England: ah
England: Then that would make you an old lady, then.
Malaysia: ...
Malaysia: fuc
Malaysia: anyways back to the matter
Malaysia: my dearest father
England: Please don't call me that
Malaysia: dad
England: I am disowning you
Malaysia: ah so u admit that i was ur child
England: No, I'm just doing things legally
England: Anyways, you have a question?
Malaysia: yes yes yes
Malaysia: its abt ur lovelife
England: Why would you ask me a question about that?
Malaysia: well
Malaysia: u know how people assumed that u will never get a love life?
England: They did?
Malaysia: yes
Malaysia: also i was one of them but i believe in u now
Malaysia deleted a message
England: What was that?
Malaysia: i was saying that u proved them wrong and now u and france have that relationship that worked really well for the both of u
England: Why?
England: We fight everyday
Malaysia: more like every hour but that would be inaccurate bc why would u fite in the bedroom
England: Malaysia!
Malaysia: chill i was talking abt sleeping
Malaysia: not sleeping together like THAT but sleeping together in that innocent way where u cuddle and stuff
Malaysia: but it could also be like THAT
Malaysia: anyways
Malaysia: how did u get that kind of relationship
England: Well..
England: I don't know, to be honest.
England: Why do you ask?
Malaysia: so theres this guy
England: Oh god, it's finally happening
England: I think I'm going to cry
Malaysia: tf old man?
England: The Lord has answered my prayer for I see proof that Malaysia has a heart!
Malaysia: you know wat
Malaysia: nvm
Malaysia: im leaving
England: Hi leaving
Malaysia: OH FUCK NO GOODBYE
[hours later]
Malaysia: yo dad
England: I thought you left
England: Also, I'm not your father
Malaysia: u are
Malaysia: anyways
Malaysia: about love lives
Malaysia: can u help me with mine?? pls??
England: Is this about Singapore?
Malaysia: wut?
Malaysia: how?
England: You friends aren't really subtle about it
Malaysia: ill kill them
England: Nice to know you're planning on killing your friends
Malaysia: lets get back on topic
Malaysia: i need help
England: You're asking the wrong person
Malaysia: oh come on
Malaysia: you were the one who made the first move on France
England: If pushing him against the wall in a McDonald's restroom counts as making the first move then yes, I made the first move but it wasn't a smart one
England: Go bother someone else
Malaysia: finee
England: One more thing
Malaysia: ye?
England: Don't break his heart
Malaysia: WHAT?!?!
Malaysia: YOURE SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT TO HIM ABOUT ME
England: Goodbye
Malaysia: NO
Malaysia: I WILL NTO TOLESATE HTIS
Malaysia: EYEBROWS
There'll be a part 2 bc this focuses more on Malaysia and England's father-daughter relationship and not on SingaMalay
