You wanna know what I think about my girlfriend right now?
Dei is cruel.
She's ruthless.
And savage.
Vicious and. . .
Wicked!
I'm already at my wits end trying so f---kin' hard restraining myself from barging right into her room, pinning her down onto her bed and make sweet 'you know what' with her . . .
and then she sends me this!
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Great!
My God Dei!
You'll be the death of me!
[CALLING KRIS 📲]
"Kris pare, you have to help me!"
"What happened? It's almost midnight! Nasaan ka? Car Trouble? Naholdap ka ba? I'll call the boys! I'll track your location, we'll come and get you!"
"No! Nothing like that! I'm here sa Bulacan. . ."
"Wait, you're in Dei's house? Like right now? So anong ginawa mo? Ninyong dalawa? Nahuli kayo ng parents nya? Patay tayo dyan! Do you want me to call Tito Ric for you?"
"What are you talking about?"
"You said you needed help at nasa Bulacan ka ngayon."
"You're right and - oh! No Kris, not that kind of help! Well, atleast not yet. . ."
"Not yet? Okay, magkalinawan nga tayo, ano bang tulong ang kelangan mo? Mukhang may balak ka ah?"
"Ahmm. . .self-control?"
"Self-control?"
"Yeah, I mean, si Dei kasi. . ."
"What about her?"
"She wants me to go to her room. . ."
"Then go."
"Thanks man, that's really helpful!"
"May bantay ba sa labas?"
"Wala, I think everyones asleep na and she said she already turned off the cctv. . ."
"Yun naman pala eh. All clear na."
"Really? Yan ang sagot mo?!"
"Ano?! Okay, tanong na lang - gusto mo ba?"
"No. . . damn it. . . Yes!"
"So anong problema?"
"Aren't you gonna stop me?"
"No, why should I? You're both head over heels inlove with each other kaya walang masama, besides, it's 2018, at matatanda na din kayo, siguro naman alam nyo na ang ginagawa nyo di ba?"
"Of course. . .but do you really think it's okay?"
"Why are you even asking me? Kayong dalawa dapat ang nag-uusap dyan."
"You're right. We should talk first. I'll go to her room and then we'll talk. . ."
