♡Everybody Loves Me♡

. :New Religion: .

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...(^New Chats^)...

DinoJong
So there's this new religion trending on Twitter

RockLee
Isn't there always

Bacon
What

DinoJong
I said religion

RockLee
Oh what I thought you said hashtag

Carry on

ManduJack
Wth a new religion?

Who even?

JisoosChrist
A new religion you say?

I am very interested on what you have to say

DinoJong
It's apparently called "Nochuism"

It's #1 in Trending

I couldn't find out why it sounded so familiar

Yugyurt&Brownies
Maybe because Nochu is the nickname we gave Jungkook? -_-

DinoJong
OH YEAAAAH

DanceMinchine
Oh come on even I remembered that

DinoJong
Quiet Taemin

Why'd we call Jungkook that again?

RockLee
Remember when that American mentor came over to the studio when Kook hyung was like 17 or something

Nathan or something?

Bacon
Nate?

RockLee
YEAH HIM

So like he gave hyung some lyrics to rap and I remember he mispronounced something and Nate sunbaenim called him out on it

DanceMinchine
He pronounced "not you" as "nochu" and that's how it came to be

DinoJong
Ohhh yeaaah

Whoops

JisoosChrist
You're getting old

DinoJong
The disrespect

I am only 26

JisoosChrist
Yeah

Old

DinoJong
YAH

Bacon
Alright ladies

Calm thyselves

Back to the topic of Nochuism

What is it anyway

DinoJong
I never really got into what it was

Hold on

ManduJack

Won't this be interesting

DinoJong
...

RockLee

Spill the tea hyung

DinoJong

So...

It's apparently...

DanceMinchine
What's with all the pauses

DinoJong
Hush it maknae

It's basically a religion revolving around Jungkookie

Bacon
...

ManduJack
Interesting indeed

RockLee
Ya'll already know Moonbin's going to become a dedicated disciple

DanceMinchine
The truth is sometimes very painful, ain't it

But yeah he totally would

Yugyurt&Brownies
Did you guys stop arguing?

Finally dang the spam was making my phone die faster

Wait what the

What

Wait who started the Nochuism thread in the first place????

And why haven't I came up with it earlier????????

RockLee
I'm more surprised Binnie didn't think of it

ManduJack
Same

Bacon
Ditto

But it has caught my attention

JisoosChrist
I might actually convert

Like lowkey

DinoJong
WOW

THE CREATOR

OKAY

Yugyurt&Brownies
WHAT

WHO WAS IT

CONFUSION????

ManduJack
Spill the tea hyung

DinoJong
SO APPARENTLY

THE CREATORS

ARE BTS' JIMIN AND TAEHYUNG??????

DanceMinchine
JIMINIE!?

HOLY

WOW

OKAY THEN

DibibibdiMinho
TAE WAS A PART OF A RELIGION ABOUT MY BUNNY DONGSAENG????

DanceMinchine
How long have you've been lurking hyung

DibibibdiMinho
Totally not since the beginning of this conversation

ManduJack
I'll have to have time to consider joining

Bacon
Me too

Yugyurt&Brownies
Ya'll already know I'm already a part of the cult

RockLee
I'm obligated to

DanceMinchine
I'll think about it

DibibibdiMinho
Sounds interesting

DinoJong
I read a bit more and apparently there's a section for thigh appreciation and a petition for making Jungkook the cutest thing alive 2018

ManduJack
WHERE THE FICKLE FACKLE TO I SIGN

DanceMinchine
^

RockLee
^^

Bacon
^^^

Yugyurt&Brownies
^^^^

DibibibdiMinho
^^^^^

MiniBinnie
^^^^^^

RockLee

Moonbin when did you get here

MiniBinnie
I sensed the topic of this conversation before it even started