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TaTa
Define "wet"

And then we will see which direction this argument will stray to

Koya
Tae, "wet" is the state of which when something is no longer dry

Therefore water cannot be wet because it was never dry to begin with

TaTa
Then what is oobleck

Koya
We are not discussing this Kim Taehyung

TaTa
Who are you to decide what I can and cannot do as I please

Koya
Ever since I was born a year before you were and became this band's leader

Respect your hyungs

TaTa
Damnit

RJ
Was that a curse

TaTa
No

Ur hearing things

Koya
This is a textual conversation

TaTa
Not if ur having Google Translate read it out for you

Koya
I

RJ
This discussion is cancelled

TaTa
Who're u to say what I can and cannot do

RJ
CANCELLED

Chimmy
How long has this been going on

Mang
Over two hours

Chimmy
So water isn't wet?

Shooky
Shut the hell up before you start something you'll later regret

Again

Chimmy
That happened only once

Shooky
Doesn't mean I want to have another incident added on to that count

TaTa
Someone's being a grumpy ass because they haven't had their morning coffee

Shooky
iT IS 2 AM IN THE MORNING SHUT THE FUCK UP

TaTa
It is 2 in the morning is it not

RJ
Why are we even still awake in the first place