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Delirious: God, I'm so old, guys. My back is gonna start hurting and I'm gonna get menopause soon and-

Delirious makes unintelligible whale sounds

Lui: isn't menopause for-

Delirious: SHUT UP

Vanoss: you'll be fine

Delirious: I have to start going to the gym more often, I'll have to give up pizza and-

Delirious gasps

Delirious: I have to be even more mature! I can't do that! Soon there will be no more teddy bears and games and-and-and-

Ugly sobbing

Wildcat: so who's up for fortnite, then?

Delirious: bitch, me

Vanoss: there's the guy I love-

Delirious: what

Vanoss: .. To annoy

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