The F*cked Up Club // Robert Downey Jr

5 // PRIVATE CONVERSATION

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LANA MACKENZIE
Hey Robert, this is Lana
I got your number from Chris
hope you don't mind

UNKNOWN
Lana as in Mackenzie?

LANA MACKENZIE
The one and only
wait you do remember me don't you?

UNKNOWN
Mmh rings a bell
weren't you around San Fran three years ago?

LANA MACKENZIE
tssss don't be weird about it 🙄

UNKNOWN
lady I just commented on your instagram post you really think I don't remember? 😂

LANA MACKENZIE
Ok ok fair enough

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ROBERT DOWNEY JR
congrats on getting the part btw! The crew's great you'll fit right in ^^

LANA MACKENZIE
Thanks! I started shooting last week actually, everyone's been super welcoming
but there's something I wanted to talk to you about

ROBERT DOWNEY JR
Yeah I could tell there was something hahaha
what's up?

LANA MACKENZIE
So you know how we're shooting the scene in the meadow tomorrow, right?

ROBERT DOWNEY JR
Yeah

LANA MACKENZIE
And it's my first scene with the whole cast so it'll be my first time meeting most of them

ROBERT DOWNEY JR
Okay, and?

LANA MACKENZIE
And I'd be very grateful if you and I could pretend we're also meeting for the first time

ROBERT DOWNEY JR
Huh wth why?

LANA MACKENZIE
Because they might start asking questions about HOW we know each other and I really reaaaaaally don't want to answer that question

ROBERT DOWNEY JR
Ahahaha you can just lie you know??

LANA MACKENZIE
I'M A TERRIBLE LIAR

ROBERT DOWNEY JR
But pretending we don't know each other is also lying??

LANA MACKENZIE
Nah that's acting. I'm pretty good at it. I heard you were too.

ROBERT DOWNEY JR
You're killing me 😂

LANA MACKENZIE
Come on Robert please just do this little thing for me

ROBERT DOWNEY JR
Alright alriiiiight loser I won't say anything

LANA MACKENZIE
THANK YOU
I owe you one downey 🙌🏻