135 // PRIVATE CONVERSATION

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CHASELanaI need to talk to you

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CHASE
Lana
I need to talk to you

LANA
What?
What's wrong?
Is it Nolan?
Did something happen to him??

CHASE
Oh my God relax
Nolan's fine
It's not about him

LANA
Ffs don't scare me like that

CHASE
Literally all I said was "I need to talk to you"

LANA
And coming from you it can only be bad news
So go ahead
Hit me with it

CHASE
For fuck's saaaake 🙄 there is no bad news
Can't we have a normal conversation for once

LANA
Still mildly suspicious 👀
But go ahead I'm listening

CHASE
Jesus you're gonna make me regret this I can FEEL it

LANA
What a drama queen
Speak goddamit we don't have all day

CHASE
Alright here it goes
I'm going to ask Amanda to marry me

LANA
Oh
Wow
Okay
Cool
I was not expecting this

CHASE
Since you're Nolan's mother
And Amanda will become his stepmother
I thought you had a right to know beforehand

LANA
Woah
Who are you and what have you done to my ex husband??

CHASE
FFS 🙃
Can you be normal and say congrats?

LANA
I mean don't get me wrong I'm very happy for you
But like
I'm not used to you being so nice
It's too suspicious
What's the catch?

CHASE
THERE IS NO CATCH GODDAMIT

LANA
Okay I'll just assume your engagement is making you happy enough that you forgot to be a jerk

CHASE
Clearly you haven't forgotten to be bitch 😒
But you know what, I am happy
So I'll let it slide

LANA
I'm only kidding Chase
On a more serious note, this is huge
You're finally popping the question huh?
That's great
Congratulations
Wish you guys a lifetime of happiness

CHASE
Thank you Lana

LANA
And thank you for choosing to tell me before you do it
That really means a lot
(I mean I'm still slightly suspicious)
But hopefully this means we can be a little more civil to each other from now on

CHASE
I think I'd like that

LANA
Alrighty then
Go on pop your question
The ring better be prettier than the one you got me. Not that my ring wasn't beautiful, but you gotta step it up the second time around

CHASE
Come on you underestimate me
I had the ring custom made

LANA
Well then you definitely get my blessing 👏🏻

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