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GRENDIZERLana have you gone through tomorrow's scene?

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GRENDIZER
Lana have you gone through tomorrow's scene?

REGINA GEORGE
Which one?

GRENDIZER
The one in Tony's lab at the Stark Tower

REGINA GEORGE
Oh yeah, lots of dialogue in that one
What about it?

GRENDIZER
idk I'm having trouble memorizing it all

REGINA GEORGE
Don't you just end up improvising 80% of it anyway?

GRENDIZER
Well yes
It's the other 20% that's giving me pain

REGINA GEORGE
Oh
Sorry about that

GRENDIZER
I was thinking we could go through the lines together?

REGINA GEORGE
As in tonight?

GRENDIZER
Unless you're busy?

REGINA GEORGE
My plans include watching reruns of Friends and eating homemade fairy bread
Sooo no not very busy 😂

GRENDIZER
I just googled what 'fairy bread' was
Wtf is this monstrosity 😳
Looks like diabetes on toast

REGINA GEORGE
Excuuuuuusee me it's a staple of Australian cuisine

GRENDIZER
For 6th graders maybe???

REGINA GEORGE
Errrm there's no age limit for fairy bread because screw society and their standards OKAY
But yeah I usually make it for Nolan, he loves it 😌

GRENDIZER
I bet he could beat a 100m record from the sugar rush

REGINA GEORGE
Stop judging Australian junk food you ugly American 😩

GRENDIZER
We are the world's #1 authority on junk food tyvm

REGINA GEORGE
YOU PEOPLE
DEEP FRY
ANYTHING YOU PUT YOUR HANDS ON

GRENDIZER
You people take a piece of bread, put butter and sprinkles on it and call THAT a desert
I don't trust Australians about anything anymore

REGINA GEORGE
You know what, since you're so smug
Why don't you come over
I'll force you to try some fairy bread
Shove 'em down your throat if I have to
And we can also go through the lines for tomorrow's scene

GRENDIZER
I'll probably regret taking the bait
But alrighttt loser I'll be there in half an hour
Should I grab some takeaway?

REGINA GEORGE
Yes
But none of that deep fried processed American shit pls

GRENDIZER
🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
She's too good for junk food all of a sudden
Fineeee
How does indian sound?

REGINA GEORGE
Ugh yesss indian 😩

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