Mina: how does it feel like to be dead?
Sana: idk ask jihyo
Jihyo: well you see i started feeling dead after we debuted,since none of the kids younger than me would call me unni or oppar whatever u raats say ya kno so like then i was like wow is this what it feels like to be dead? and guess what? i was right.damn right now i wish i was in hell or just 6 feet underground so i dont have to deal with gays and asians but god hates me so yeah catch me worshipping satan, o
Jihyo: sorry coudnt type anymore lel
Mina: pls continue master
Jihyo: one point in life i started doing witch craft so thats the story of how my entire village tried to burn me alive
Mina: wow
Dahyun: yall listen i wrote an email to jyp to make the next comeback into a jesus porno and he said no so im planning to rant
Mina: plis rant oppar
Dahyun: ehem
Dahyun:I put in an order to the empire to send me a jesus themed porno with mother russia at th back and all I can see at a glance that 50% of you are cock-suckers and the other 50% are cock-suckers who've never been told to believe in themselves. I'm gonna' shove my boot so far and fast up your assholes it will trigger a geological event. You all reek of poverty and animal abuse, every breath you take is a stunning endorsement of abortion. You shit-stains are a collective masterpiece of failure. You cock-gobble and circle jerk each other to exhaustion every night.you cried so many tears you could float away on a river of douche canoes. You glitter-toed, cock-wrangling, fairy-tinkle bag puff of fuck nuggets are gonna' get you collective anal cavaties stretched so far apart you'll think you're getting double fisted by kim jong un himself.I will fuck-start your soul! I'll make you Mongoloid rock-chompin thunder cunts scream harder than your mothers after her fourth failed coat hanger abortion
Mina:
Jihyo: wait isn't that rant from-
Dahyun has kicked Jihyo from this chat
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asot u get me ?
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Fanfiction*Jungyeon left the chat to join SM entertainment* JYP: well shame she's going to miss Taco Tuesdays