twice groupchat

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Nayeon: HIT YOU WITH THAT DUDU DUDU DU

Jihyo: stOP PROMOTING BLACKPINK THIS IS A TWICE HOUSEHOLD

Jihyo: but like damn jisoo's visuals were on point 

Jungyeon: damn I agree

Jihyo: what was that

Jungyeon: uh i said that your visuals are always on point my kween

Jihyo: thats what I thought I read

Jihyo: get it bc we're texting each other

Tzuyu: someone kick her out already

Chaeyoung: guys it was Tzuyu's birthday 2 days ago and none of you said anything

Dahyun: oh no she threatens us if we even mention her birthday

Momo: yeah its bc her first bday with us was 'terrible'

Tzuyu: IT WAS

Chaeyoung: wait how the fuck did I not witness it

Tzuyu: oh you were in your room but we didn't like you so we just left you there

Sana: btw we still don't like you

Chaeyoung: its okay I feel like that towards all of you apart from Mina

Mina: nah fam keep your love to yourself

Chaeyoung: dang it

Momo: Anyways lisa thinks she can square up with that shitty dance break i dont think so sweetie

Nayeon: please drop a disstrack on her 

Momo: ayo ayo 

blackpink in the shit area

where it belongs u get me

lisa more like pizza

your neck so long makes you like pisa

ya know the tower 

i got the power

you think im an immigrant

but it was just itinerant

i bet ur searching the meaning of that world

but its ok bc i did that too

im japanese

i own hentai and sex toys

face it there's no boys

apart from bambam

that wanna touch ur pang pang para para pang pang pang

i just made a boombayah reference

i'll need a rememberence 

once i die

jk bc im jesus

peace ouT

Nayeon: what the fuck

Dahyun: I just sent this to Lisa

Sana: ahuhienfio i cant wait for the #beef

Momo: can it be chicken instead i dont like beef

Sana: #chicken with lisa and momo

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TBC