Thick Skin-A bakushima fanfic

Chapter Six-Sleep Talking

(Bakugos POV)
(stuff gets a little dirty. BUT NO SMUT.)

Dear fucking God, he is like a spiky haired kitten.
He fell asleep on me.
I need to pee, but I can't move. If I move, I'll wake up the dork... I don't want to wake him up, because he's adorable and warm... I am so fucking conflicted right now. Help...

Maybe I can just wait it out? Please tell me he isn't a heavy sleeper...

He cuddles closer to me, with a dorky smile on his face. His head is now in my lap.
I am going to die due to overexposure to this adorableness.
"Katsuki..." He murmurs.
HOLY FUCK HE TALKS IN HIS SLEEP. AND HE IS DREAMING ABOUT ME.
I.
AM.
DYING.
"I love you..." Kiri whispers.
Why am I not filming this?!
I grab my phone, and start videoing this beautiful moment. Totally not creepy, right?
"You are such a flirt, babe~" He coos.
I can't help but to laugh.
"Katsuki stop it~"
Holy crap.
"No Kiri, you stop it.~" I say, to see if it has any impact on his dream.
"But why?" Eijiro chirps.
"Because you are being so adorable. I can't handle it, babe." I coo.
"If you can't handle this, I wonder what you are like in bed..." He flirts.

HOLY FUCK.
HE NEEDS JESUS.

I stop the recording and stand up. I don't give a fuck anymore.

I can't. I can't even.

He wakes up.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to fall asleep. Wait... Why are you so red...?" Kiri asks me.
I hand him my phone with the video on it and walk to the bathroom.

When I come back, I see him laughing his ass off.
"I am so sorry! I forgot to tell you I talk in my sleep!" He chuckles.
"But seriously... I wonder." He flirts.

"WHAT THE HELL KIRI?" I yell.
"Well, you pulled that dirty prank on me, I'm now returning the favor." Kirishima tells me.
"Fair enough. Well, if you really are curious, we can find out." I smirk.
He is bright red, just like his hair.
"W-Well... I won't stop you..." He stutters.
I THOUGHT HE WAS INNOCENT. BOY WAS I WRONG.
"Oh really now..." I say.
"Yes. Really." He responds.
"My bedroom is right up stairs."

OH FUCK HE IS SERIOUS...
Well; It's not like I am going to testify.

He leads me upstairs to the bedroom...
And shit gets steamy.

(Well, Imma leave the smut to your own imaginations *wink*)