*Carls point of view*
Shrek has been gone for three days now. he often leaves the house for long periods of time. But this time I feel uneasy like a part of me is missing. My mind cant rest I find myself constantly worrying about where he is, and what he might be doing. To get my mind off it I began to tidy the house because Donald Trump is coming over for tea. Donald and Shrek went to college together so now we are all good friends. The door bell rings about three times before I make it to the door. The door to find Donald with a huge green hickey on his neck. I know that type of hickey anywhere, I have a couple on my buns. I feel a flaming fire within me a raging fire is constantly being poured with gasoline. I must contain my anger to I can follow him and find Shrek. After we had a very awkward tea time, I follow him on foot. I enter his mansion and go upstairs, still following Donald. He opens the door and I find my big green man handcuffed to a big bed. He's moaning for help. His body bruised and blood coming from is anal hole. Blood covered money rests on the ground below Shreks weak figure. The walls walls decorated with whips, colorful dildos, and jumbo butt plugs. I hear the door open and quickly hide under the leather cat costume. I look to see who's at the door and my archenemie Fiona walks in with a wad of cashew. She hands the cash to trump. She's turns to Shrek and spit on his large green pepperoni nipple and says "Your in my swamp now". I feel my heart drop as they put Shrek in a giant hamster ball and put him in a car. Many thoughts are going through my head, where are they going, what are they doing, how could I let this happen. I follow them by ostrich till we reach a large gloomy castle. I sneak behind Fiona as she rolls the hamster ball up the stairs. She reaches a large eerie room. I see her unlock the hamster ball and PROJECT Shrek into the room. She sinks her hand into his pants and begins to fiddle with his giant throbbing green ding a ling. I feel myself frozen in fear at the horrific sight of this. Fiona pulls her goodwill pants down and reveals her blue penis her words echo around the room "I did this for you, it was all for you. I cut off a smurfs dick and attached it to myself to satisfy your disgusting homosexuals needs" I feel my little ant of a dick getting jealous of her three centimeter smurf penis. She shoves Shrek down and forces her three centimeter into him. Shrek let's out a loud moan with every thrust. She begins to lick Shrek's nipples till they harden. Suddenly she turns to me and says " feeling left out." She grabs me by my bow tie and rips off my button down shirt and begins having shrex with both of us. While thrusting into shrek she puts my ant dick between her double D boobs. I feel disgusted by her female parts so I grab Shrek by the ear and ride him out of the castle. Horrible flashes of memory go through my mind but I ignore them and continue running
