Veere Di Wedding !!!

Engagement

Anvi -  You know what these people have decided that they'll selct their own ring!? Aur abhi tu kaahan pahaucha ? (Where have you reached)
Abhi - Still time Mumbai ka traffic...
Anvi - Come asap bye
Abhi - Wait
Anvi - What
Abhi - Look behind you...
Anvi - (sees Abhi)
Anvi - Jhooteee (Liarrrr)
Abhi - Chalo ab ring choose karo ( Choose the rig now)
Rohan - Thank god Abhi you came...This stupid Anvi has selected sooo many rings pata nahi apni engagement par kya karegi ( I don't know what she'll do in her own engagement)
Anvi - Meri engagement ko to bohoooot time hai abhi apne ring ki chinta karo (There is a lotttt of time for my engagement right now you think about yourself)
Abhi - Try this one
Anvi - Nah! Wait teh dekh...
(Rohan gets a "call" form someone"special")
Rohan - I'll be back guys...
Abhi - Ye lo! ( Look at this dumbhead now)
Anvi - Abhi woh waali dekh na
Abhi - Yaaa it's good
Anvi - Bhaiiii try karo
(Rohan ignores, obviously)
(Anvi gets irritated)
Anvi - Kyaa hai
(She takes Abhi's hand amd sides the ring)
Abhi - shocked 🤯 ( mind blown )
Anvi - See achcha lag raha hai bhi dekho na!!! (It looks good , look at it atleast bhai!!!)
(Tries to remove the ring)
Abhi - Wow Anvi , It's stuck now!!
Anvi - What?! Let me try (no success)
Abhi - Let's try with soap
(There's already someone in the washroom he comes out)
Arjun - Areee jahan jaata hun ye paglet ladki mere peeche peeche aa jaati hai!! ( why does this mad girl keep following me everywhere!!)
Anvi - Oye Uncle stop your nonsense right there I a....
Abhi - Anvi meri maaa ruk ja na
            Arjun actually this ring is stuck in my finger please help us out
Anvi - Why do you need this dumbo's help?!
Arjun - Dumbo hogi tu aur btw yeh shop na mere bestfriend ki hai so....
Abhi - WAIT . Calm down people Arjun bro meri help kar de.
Arjun - Sure man
(They go to the washroom and scrub until Abhi's finger breaks and the rings comes off when Arjun pulls it really hard)
Abhi - Finally!
Arjun- But why did you try the ring
Anvi - None of your buissness DUMBO
Arjun - Ye bachchpan se hi aisi thi ya koi mansik beemari hui hai ya mujhe dekhke ho jati hai (Was she like. This from the start or has some mental problem when she sees me) You know I'm too....
Abhi - From childhood she's competely mental
Anvi - And I thought you were my "best friend"  (fakes crying) ... hogaya rona Chal ab useless!
Abhi -  haan haan chalo and by the way Thanks arjun!
Arjun - No problem

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(On the engagement day)
Sujata - Bhaiyaji yeh kaise flowers lagaye hai aapne Nisha beta dekho to ( How have you arranged these flowers Nisha just check them once)
Anvi - Mummy!!! Abhi ko dekha kya ? (Did you see Abhi?)
Sujata - Can't you see I'm busy
Kamini - Beta I saw him upstairs
Anvi - Thank you! (Makes a face at Sujata)
( anvi goes upstairs)
Arjun - And OMG that goal was soooo amazing
Abhi - Ikr and this....(talk some more on football) (Anvi overhears everything)
Abhi - You know sometimes I feel football is waayy better than cricket
Anvi and Arjun together - What nonsense!!!!!!!!!!
Arjun - Not again!! Overhearing conversations!!
Anvi- oh hello mujhme tujhme , tumhare joker jaise face me aur tumhari conversatios me koi interest nahi hai samjhe !!( oh hello I have no interest in u , ur face or ur talks .. )
Main yahaan abhi ko bulane aayi thi ... mujje kya pata tha ki woh bhi bandaron ki paltan me shaamil ho jayega .. kyon abhi ??
( i had come to call abhi ... i did not know that even he got involved in the family of monkey s)
Abhi- avniii...
Anvi- oooo .. kya avni haan ... ghar pe itna saara kaam pada hai aur tum ho ki... yahaan bandar ke saath time paas kar rahe ho haan ... saara kaam kya tumhara invisible naaukar aake karega ??
Abhi- yaar ho sakta toh usse hi bulake karwa deta..(laughs)
Anvi- ab aate ho ki ek chappal fek ke maaru!!!
Abhi- ohohoo lady don ji aa raha hoon(joining his hands in front of anvi) ... chal buddy arjun I'll catch up later...
Arjun- ok buddy... but haan iss lady hunter se bachke rahiyo...
Anvi -oye aapna  sada hua muh band kar ...
Abhi - anviii..(pushing her out of the room to avoid another fight)... sorry arjun ( he puts hi head back in arjun room one last time and closes the room)