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roman

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roman came back to the apartment to find this... I have the best mom and dad ever!

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elizabetholsenofficial hell yeah you do!
↳ rosejohnson we've raised a great child liz, I'm proud.
↳ roman thanks dad ;)

jocemorgan best girls night ever.
↳ miacollins we should make this an annual thing.
↳ roman we should!
↳ jocemorgan but next time our fifth spice girl, Jared, needs to be included.
↳ user671 fifth spice girl??? What happened to Rose?
↳ jaredpadalecki yeah! i can't believe you guys didn't invite me.

user815 i'm so confused why tf is Jared being referred to as their "fifth spice girl" ??? shouldn't Rose be the fifth spice girl?

robertdowneyjr why is Jared a spice girl roman?
↳ robertdowneyjr i want answers!
↳ roman it's a long story

scarlettohansson why wasn't I invited to the girls night?
↳ roman I'm sooo sorry scarlett!!
↳ roman talk to lizzie and Rose they organized the whole thing.
↳ elizabetholsenofficial: don't throw your mother under the bus!
↳ rosejohnson don't throw your father under the bus either!

renner4real: am I the only one still confused about why the hell Jared is a spice girl and Rose isn't.
↳ chrisevans: no, I'm with you.
↳ tomholland2013 my theory is that liz, Joce, Mia, and Roman are the other four spice girls and Jared is their fifth spice and Rose is the manger because I know how much she hates the spice girls (I only know this because of Sebastian because he never stops talking about rose!)
↳ rosejohnson Tom is smart! roman he's a keeper.
↳ user223 it aLL MAKES SENSE NOW.
↳ user091 thank god for Thomas Stanley Holland, without him we might never have solved this mystery.
↳ roman damn, you're just a regular Sherlock Holmes aren't ya tommy boy
↳ tomholland2013 indeed i am

user5678 are y'all just going to ignore the fact Tom just said Sebastian never stops talking about Rose???!
↳ user981 I ship rose and seb and roman and tom!

imsebastianstan now, the real mystery is who is which spice girl? also tom shut up!
↳ jocemorgan we'll never tell
↳ jaredpadalecki i'm scary spice!
↳ miacollins jared! they weren't supposed to know!
↳ user921 now y'all gotta tell us who the rest of y'all are.
↳ robertdowneyjr yeah, you have to tell us now that Jared said who he was.
↳ elizabetholsenofficial fine. I'm posh spice!
↳ miacollins I'm ginger spice!
↳ jocemorgan I'm sporty spice!
↳ rosejohnson I'm the best manager anyone could ask for!
↳ user092 oh my godusera: this is amazing oml.
↳ tomholland2013: roman, your turn.
↳ roman: I will reveal which spice I am in another post on a later date.

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