text me | hwang hyunjin ✔️

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Tuesday; 4:27pm
??: hi can you help me with something?

me: huh who are you?

??: ...dont you know me?

??: stop playing games

me: ..no im not

??: help me tell seungmin im meeting him at 5 later

me: i would want to help you but whos seungmin and who are you

??: stop playing dumb, just do what I say thanks Jisung

me: WHOS JISUNG?

??: you.

me: ...What i'm Lee Jisung?

??: No youre han jisung, stop playing around and help me tell seungmin thanks.

Tuesday; 5:41pm
??: what the hell jisung, i told you to tell him we're meeting at 5! he only came here at 5:30pm. we're late now thanks to you

me: you can just text him yourself right

??: you forgot his phone went missing?

me: yes. and i forgot that i was born with the name han jisung cause i AM NOT

??: me

me: what?

??: "I Am Not" Me

me: shut up.

??: okay, see you later I guess.

me: huh

me: omg i'm not jisung im telling you the truth!

??: ...then who are you?

me: im Ji Ae?

??: wait hold up, ive been texting a Ji Ae and not a jisung the whole time?

me: that took you long to realise.

??: do you even know stray kids

me: i wish i knew but nope.

??: ..i guess it would be reasonable. we just debuted anyway.

me: oh good to know. i only know got7.

??: god damn it jesus, stray kids and got7 are from the same company and you dont know stray kids?!

me: im sorry that im loyal to got7.

??: i met jinyoung before

me: liar

??: we took a selca together

me: shut up, youre just lucky

??: want to see it?

me: by the way, can i know your name at least?

??: hyunjin.

me: okay.

me: show me proof you met him before.

me: plus what is stray kids

me: oh okay i guess youre not replying.